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11:28am: Why the deletion?
Wasn't there a wank-in-the-making about an allegedly plagiarized theory in the Harry Potter books?

Yeah... there was, because I still have the webpage open in my browser.

ETA: Here's the "You stole this!" post.

I think someone else may have accused them of the same thing, too.

5:20pm: Dave_the_Great and the Friendslist of Death
Friending ettiquette on LJ has always confused me. Personally, I friend who I feel like friending and only ask first if I want an excuse to start a conversation with the person I'm friending. I can't see anything they don't let me see; such is the magic of friendslock and filters. No one's complained yet, so evidently my "friending policy" hasn't yet caused any major or irreparable rips in the fabric of space-time, damn the luck.

Along comes dave_the_great and his spate of randomly friending people without permission. Outrage ensues.

On the one hand, Dave's obviously doing this to get a rise out of people. On the other hand ... people are actually rising. Am I the only one who thinks it's sad that it takes so little to get the whining started? It's not even a challenge anymore.

11:21pm: This just in: fandom fucking funny, fandom_wank NOT fucking funny
Remember this wank, about little_needle and the Deathmatch o' Deathmatches?

Of course you do. Well, malfoypatriarch was not amused.

"Fuck you, F_W. Go make fun of your asshats and your Elijah/Dom shippers, and your bullshit trolls that only exist to stir up a wank. You haven't produced anything funny in months! Come back when you actually have a wank!"

JF apparently exists solely to host F_W. Well, that's news to me.

little_needle shows up: "Who the fuck would let a bunch of people talk about them and have nothing to say back? If they were going to try and fuck me, I was going to fuck them back just as hard. I think it got so big (there was nearly 200 posts the last time I looked) because they couldn't believe I (and oddly, so many other people) were telling them to fuck right off and aim their pissing cocks elsewhere (nice, I know =P). If only they understood how many people were laughing right back at them, including me. My favourite wank of all? I'll never forget it. Someone told me to fuck off before "they got out their ruler". My reply had to be, of course, "Promise?". What the fuck were they thinking? *choke* Well, I can't speak for everyone, but I was thinking "Oh look. A moron."

Then bitching about f_w, and how it can't take a joke.

All very rich, coming from someone who is an antiplebe, as my sekrit anonymous source for this wank has informed me.

ETA: It has come to my attention that Malfoypatriarch has been trolling this thread as Anon 6.7 and Anon 9.0. *points and laughs* What was that she said about Fandom_wank being all trolls again? *snorfle*