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11:22am: goatse.cx wank!
For anybody who has been under a rock for the last few years and somehow missed it, goatse.cx is a domain registered so that somebody would have a place to post a photo of a guy stretching his anus. It has achieved considerable notoreity, being right up there with tubgirl and the breast larvae on the list of links sent to unsuspecting and annoying newbies.

So the other day, somebody saw the photo, complained, and the people who run .cx suspended the site. I'm frankly amazed that it took so long.

As might be expected, the fans of goatse.cx have plenty to say about this. They're currently at six pages on the feedback forums, and growing. They've started a petition. They're complaining about censorship! "Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!"

( Some of the better ones - keep in mind, they're talking about a picture of a guy stretching his anus. )

And those are all from the first page.

Save goatse.cx, and you will save your soul!

(EDIT: Oooh, and there's even a little bit of furry-bashing one one of the later pages! Wank on!)

5:51pm: Maybe the WoD should be the World of Wank...
Holy Christ. My first wank, and it's an amusing one for me.

If ya haven't been under a rock in the RPG world, you're aware that White Wolf is ending their WoD lines with the Time of Judgement series.

The first book, Gehenna, came out this week, ending the Vampire line. And the fanboys did leap upon this book, hoping that it would answer a few questions that have plagued the world since 1st edition. Hey, I'll be the first to admit that even I did it.

Witness the wank that occurs when the Antediluvian of one clan gets no play in Gehenna!

Oy vey. Guys. It's just a game...

5:56pm: Probably not a good idea...
But since that rarely seems to stop me:
fw_d_deathmatch
Your one-stop shop to bitch, flame, and generally wank each other over the deletion of FW_Deathmatch!
Go get 'em, tigers.

7:12pm: Perhaps you've noticed
fw_deathmatch has returned. And it seems there's been a change.

Edit: Uhm. JF ate any code I put in. Not sure what I did, there.

Edit 2: Juuuuust kidding. I am sure what I did, I typoed massively. Dur.

7:17pm: First rant...
This started about a fandom, but the wank really isn't about it, so I'm not sure if this is the right place to put it.

It's pretty wanky, though, so...

I posted something about yaoi on Saturday Morning cartoons, given that in the comic this show is based on, Static's sidekick has a crush on him.

The first reply is not really all that wanky, as girl complains about her homophobic family.

The reply to that takes issue with her methods in dealing with them

Oh boy. Open the floodgates.

You don't understand me!

No excuses!

You prick! You insulted me!

And down a little more...

Telling it like it is

I don't expect pity (ACTUAL QUOTE)


And it's *STILL GOING ON*, so watch it for more wank, wank, wank!

8:47pm: fw_deathmatch is no more.
fw_deathmatch has been deleted.

The results for the latest round were released declaring bohicamouse winner over oulangi.

There was outrage. There were claims results were rigged [obviously, or else oulangi would have been the winner - anyone who looked at the voting coulda seen that!]. fw_deathmatch went on the defensive. Wank happened. Journal was then deleted.

10:38pm: An update on the goatse.cx thing - they're starting to eat each other! Somebody compared defending goatse.cx to defending child porn, people are whining about 'internet herd mentality', and a photograph has been posted, supposedly of the person responsible for the complaint that brought the domain down!

11:48pm: "This cel is actual fanfiction brought to life!"
Newbie to fandom_wank here. This is my first post. Yay!

Anyway, my friend Tailfluff was surfing eBay and she came across this little gem.

This is a fanfiction cel in her words "featuring a Mary-sue character I created and everyones favorite hanyou, Inuyasha!"

Oh and by the way- "Hopefully, I will get more cels done including her shortly, but for now, heres a proto-type! =) "

So in case you lose out on this auction, don't worry... she'll be putting up more later!

...EBay auctions just keep sinking lower and lower.