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3:24am: Ok then...
It's on the main page! I'm asking!

What the heck is a BNF? And why do I see it everywhere?

7:21am: Prince of Tennis wank
I have been thinking of whether or not to post this, since I can be blamed for putting it into action and some people involved are on my friends list, but it doesn't seem that anyone else is wanking it, and wank is always wank. Still, I prefer just to give you links and try not to offer any opinions on the subject here.

hikaruchi posted a cute Fujicest pic and I commented on it, also commenting on the artist's notes under the pic.

rkold was amused by my comments and wrote a rant about TezuFuji and MizukiYuuta with some not so nice comments about TezuFuji shippers. [At this point I'd like to point out that her userinfo has a warning: she slams some popular pairings.]

beckymarie is offended. People reply.

9:20am: My first (mini) wank, coming from Deleterius to you!
Deleterius, the HP and LOTR Mary Sue report comm at LJ, is a breeding ground for wank. This one might be small compared to tohers, but still...

What started with an innocent MS report, derivated to a catfight that might be going for quite a while...

*sigh* At times like this I'm glad HP's not my fandom.

2:12pm: "Don't sully such a beautiful friendship!" Mini-LOTRips wank
Monique thinks it's insulting to the everso sacred friendship of Dominic Monaghan and Billy Boyd to even think of implying that they may be gay.

( Read more... )

Wank ensues, but there's a very good comment from our own Esorlehcar, for which I want to fangirl her for. Enjoy!

EDIT: It got much wankier

3:05pm: Old G Gundam Fandom Wank from 7th Hell
So, G Gundam has become a pretty popular series since it was aired at CN. As expected, yaoi fanfics were written about it. I personally don't like yaoi about that specific series since practically everyone in the Shuffle Alliance has a canonical het love intrest and I happen to *adore* these match-ups... but okay. To each, their own, I suppose.

THIS fanfic is one of those. Now, it looks harmless, eh?

Just read the Reviews page. Specially from page 2 and on.

My favorite quotes:

( Yaoiboppers at sight! Duck down! )

And it's not finished there...

( Yaoi-haters are bad, too. You're doing no favor to het fans. )

And as a wank bonus: The authoress' ff.net profile. Damn wanky in itself.

*passes out of exhaustation*

6:16pm: Mini Orlando Bloom wank
Someone starts an antiorlibloom livejournal and friends many orlando fans. Some think it's funny. Some are outraged.

ETA: On pg 2 of the comments, anonymous says: "thats it i'm noteifying lj abuse. u can chug siphilis cock and die." one wonders, is this for real?

v. tiny wank, for now at least.