Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

3:42am: Harry Potter Icon Wank
Well, here's my first wank.

Over at hp_icons it seems that his_way has decided to through a fit over the icons that buttahmellow has posted because of the ship he *Thinks* one of the icons is about.

People inform him of his mistake(more like stomp his ass, but hey YMMV).

Not the biggest I've seen, but you can't always get the big ones.

9:14am: Yaoi Wank that might have been posted before
Since I'm having problems with JF for the moment and can't check older entries, I can't know if this has been reported or not...

But then again, it's SO wanky that it DESERVES double posting.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/yaoi/961916.html?view=7622268#t7622268

Please stop it, for the sake of Tatsumi's IQ.

10:39am: You Spoiled My Wank!
heather_nicole really hates being spoiled for her nighttime soap opera "The O.C.".

So it's plenty o'fun when nadien rejects such purity.

Uh-oh! "I propose banning her from the community, and perhaps re-wording the community rules to include spoilers of any kind."

Although, avoiding this particular spoiler would be hard to do under the best of circumstances.

Spoiler whore or spoilerphobic, there's enough wank here on both sides for all.

4:34pm: Micro-Mini LOTR Movie-Hate Wank
Peter Jackson is apparently responsible for all that is wrong with LotR fandom these days. Okay, sure, a case can be made for that. But I wouldn't tend to blame him, as this rather vitriolic individual (who claims she liked the movies... I'd be scared to see her discuss a movie she hated) does, for fangirls not knowing the proper names of horse colours. Do you really think he was intimately involved in writing every question for the trivial persuit game?

A commenter hopes the movies will be forgotten quickly and the fandom will go back to being like it used to be. Excuse me while I point at and mock the hopelessly naive.

7:01pm: Sigh
Why do I feel like there's gonna be loads of wank very soon?

10:53pm: First Timer!
Remember this wank? Well...she's back with Chapter 2 of the cheerleader!Hermione MS.