Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

4:11am: OMFG STFU Like, what is a 'canon'?
Hello. This is my introductory wank. Behold the depth of my pettiness... because, you know, I've watched way too many people friends lock their journals to bitch about this and it chafes me.

( ramble, ramble, wank, wank.... )

EDIT: Thin-skinned. Thick-headed. AGAIN.

3:09pm: Calimante is back, and badder than evah!
We all remember Caminante, right? Sure we do, how can you forget someone who threatened to rape rapefic writers with robot knives?

Well, guess what?

He's back. And now all writers of erotic fanfic need fear his robot AIDS.

( PLASTIC BAGS OVER ALL YOUR STUPID FIC WRITING HEADS AND SEVERAL PUCHES TO YOUR FACES AND GENITALS AND GUTS AS YOU SUFFOCATE AND I CONTINUE TO RULE! )

Ah, Calimante, as long as you remain in this world, I will remain amused. And incredibly frightened, somewhere in the back of my mind.