Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

9:30am: You may remember this reported wank session? Well, I have another one including the same rabid fangirl. She's remarkably scary with her obsession with feminine!Sirius and feminine!Remus. Anyway, enough of that and back to the wank.

She was involved in this roleplay for a time, playing older Remus and younger Sirius. (It makes more sense when you read the premise.) Unfortunately, our friends-pages were inundated with Sirius writing sonnets to his wun twu luv, younger Remus, while older Remus wanted to get Snape into bed. Snape wanted nothing of it and our student characters were scared of this. Understandably.

She also had two friends on the roleplay, who played Lily and James. We didn't think much of this initially, as we've got sisters on the roleplay, and nothing bad has happened (except when we temp characters and they get stuck RPing a sexual relationship with one another - which is quite surreal).

Considering that James had been lusting after Lily for ages and ages on the RP and Sirius and Remus were kind of a couple, imagine our surprise when we opened up our friends pages and found out that James had kissed Sirius, that they were now going out, that he declaired his love for Sirius by jumping up on the table during breakfast (not that any other character remembers this - repression maybe?), Lily had been writing anonymous love letters to Sirius and Remus was still in the picture. Right up until Remus decided to sulk - understandable really. Sirius then started to complain about how Remus wasn't talking to him. Me being the evil person that I am (and that I play a Hufflepuff), suggested that maybe it was the betrayal that did it. Sirius practically declared blood-feud against my character in response. It was funny as hell.

Our mod, who is a totally awesome guy, so you know, put his foot down over this plot that came out of nowhere, was not posted on our OOC community (which is for plot ideas and the like) and was pretty damn stupid.

( The Mod Puts His Foot Down )

Fortunately for us, they left by posting the following messages on the OOC board.

( The Departure of Lily )

( James follows Lily )

( And finally Sirius and older-Remus leave )

Understandably, we were intensely curious as to what their real reasons actually were, if it was not for the eventual love pentagon that we didn't want to see and kept asking on occasion. And then our opportunity arose. She made a post on bad_rpers_suck complaining about how there aren't any heterosexual males on her roleplay (which is horribly contrived anyway - you have to see it to believe it). One of our new players started talking to her and happened to mention that her current roleplay was a lot of fun. Finally, Michelle of Many Journals asked which one it was. Our new player told her and she made a disparaging comment about it. I jumped on and corrected her. She deleted the comment. We took this chance (and were quite wanky about it, I must say, but it was for a good cause) and pointed out that we thought she was a hypocrite, an object lesson in irony and so forth. And then to annoy her, we started to flood her email account with Orwellian quotes about restricting freedom of speech and so forth.

Finally, she emailed our mod the reasons why she and her fellow friends left. It amuses us to this day.

( Why did our fangirls leave? )

( Our response )

I thought I had to share this fantastic wank with everyone, because it was too precious not to share.

5:02pm: Come On Fhqwhgads! (Homestar Runner Wank)
If ever there was a flash-animation-geek-heaven on the 'net, it is Homestar Runner. You know that can only lead to LJ and wank!

sofiaralph makes the all-important fandom-decision to leave the LJ homestar_runner community. You know THAT can't be done without a melodramatic good-bye post:


"i know that the threat of me leaving isn't very much, because honestly there are almost 2000 people here, whats it matter if ONE person leaves? well it should. it should matter because people aren't getting their opinons voiced. it makes me very sad, and very annoyed when i see perfectly good posts deleted. i know there are "reasons" they were deleted, but i just don't see why this community has to be so up-tight."

The wank only gets better when the homestarelitist LJ community weighs in with a post, and lots of comments, mocking sofiaralph's threat.

It's really not a wank until the "elite" are involved. You know, the ONE TRUE FANS who were into Homestar before your plebe-ass ever even heard of it?!1

((this is my first post...it's not just me, right, this is wanky, isn't it?))

8:08pm: Oy, I really need to stay out of Go Gaia. Or at least they should sell raincoats to keep out the spooge.

So here, we have anti-yaoi bitching. (However, the OP edited his post so that both his yuri sig picture and his initial request that only people who didn't like yaoi could respond wouldn't show up.)

Watch everyone point out the same things over and over again!

Some key highlights:

( Read more... )

10:09pm: It's a twin bay-bee wank, awww!
Some weeks ago it was announced that Arcana is going to be discontinued in a few pages. Someone on the Lj support crew offers unwanted support and gets jumped.

Later, Keenspace goes down. Again. Delaying the release of these two last, all important pages of Arcana. Complaining happens, of course. The beauty of this comes in two phases: first, when the debate of Teh Artisteec Freedom to dump projects is questioned and defended, and the promised Prose Form Continuation is... questioned.

Such a pwetty widdle wank! *pets it*

Edit: fixed one tag.