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7:21am: Some Old School Wank
A really interesting article on some old school Leif Garrett (yeah you read that right) wank. I'm sure we all know lots of wankers like this bunch.

8:29am: The Aftermath of the latest Anti-Yaoi Wank...
I will ask you VERY politely. Do NOT reply to those posts UNLESS you're extremely sure...

I hate yaoi and all of its fangirls!, version 1234567890!

I'm gay, did't you know it?! But then again, yaoi fangirls are SOOOOOOO retarded! (Cutie, you're generalizing. Not all of yaoi fans are like that. If you had half a brain you'd see it.)

Are you done with the DUH session?

I won't even try to reason with... "them" this time. They're just BEGGING to be wanked.

10:01pm: Baby's First Wank!
Would you believe this is my first F_W post? I feel so skittish. Teehee!

Anyway, this is more of a wank in progress than a new one, but here goes:

F_W exists to destroy peoples' self-esteem!

And here I thought it was here to entertain the bored and snarky. Go know.