1:08am: And now the moment you've all been waiting for!
::drum roll::

The winner of the fandom_wank Deathmatch is:

phosfate

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We would like to thank everyone who made this an amusing side note to the fandom_wank experience for the last several weeks, particularly those people who voted in creative and amusing ways.

We would also like to thank oulangi (who did not run this deathmatch, by the way) and bohicamouse for playing along with the manufactured wank back in the early rounds.

Who are we?

None of your guesses were correct.

5:15pm: Pottersues wank
Well, appearantly there was a problem with some author/sockpuppet/troll on the Pottersues report yesterday. As you will note, she has disabled comments because her EVAL LESBIAN BITCH MINIONS readers got too enthuastic in "poking the troll".

Sounds like there's a whole lot of plooting going on.