Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

1:03pm: GAFF Wank
Somebody on Godawful makes a post expressing their disdain for a rancid HP/LOTR Suefic featuring Bronwyn, the UberSue. General mockery of the festering badness ensues.

Along comes Guest, Champion of Oppressed Sues Everywhere, who decries Gaffers for refusing to see the briiliance and artistic necessity of Sues. Obviously, anyone who criticizes a Sue has deep-seated emotional issues and is only doing so because it reminds them, on a subliminal level, of themselves.

Wank explodes.

Doublespeak, hypocrisy, thinly-veiled flames, Tolkien, and the Bible are all invoked.

Behold: Godawful Wank, Baby

2:45pm: Accepting Nominees for a Mary Sue/Marty Stu Deathmatch
We are now taking nominations for the Mary Sue-Marty Stu deathmatch. Nominees must be made in the comments here and can come from from professional fiction as well as fanfic. If there is any real interest in a match we will be looking for a pool of either 16 or 32 candidates.

Name of Sue:
Fandom:
Title of work (professional) or URL to story (fanfic):
What makes the nominee a Sue:

We blame Sagra and our own boredom.


Comment/nominate here.