Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

12:28am: LJ Fandoms of 1, your table is - well, on fire.

Rollick asks: Who should I avoid on LJ? and the same few names come up. A nice swipe at slash in there as well.

Won't someone think of the dl-anons and vote for Msallegro/tomboyfag?

And Godwin's law demands that CC (and if anyone can find VB...) be dragged in somewhere.

5:33pm: Transsexuals wank two standard deviations better than normal wankers!
To no one's surprise, the Queen of Wank has got her introitus all squirty again. Before I begin, I beg forgiveness for wanking her again; you must understand that JDR-watching is my hobby. Some people RP--I do this.

( I got a very very easily-Googled Timothy Leary phrase completely and utterly wrong, but goddamn it, I KNOW MY SHIT! )

I swear it's my birthday again or something.