Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

2:09am: ~When Jokes Go Horribly Wrong
My first wank and I didn't see it in the memories...feel free ta tear me up if it's been here before.
Anyway, someone makes a rather obviously fake petition to get rid of the EVIL ANIME FOREVER!

( Ah My Goddess is SATAN! )

Fun is had by all, right?
Wrong.
3502 signatures later, it's only more proof that people take things entirely too seriously.

( The first signer has a sense of humor, but sadly he did not last. )

It boggles the mind.

2:19pm: Think of Princess Peach!
I am a loyal Nintendo girl from way back, and we are far superior to owners of other, flashier platforms. We never get wanky like they do, because collecting Pokemon and playing Animal Crossing for four hours straight makes you a gentle, kindly, relaxed person. Unless of course you spend five minutes crafting a bright, happy letter suggesting that good friends send friends rare furniture as gifts, and the stupid cow replies by telling you off for using big words... ~throws controller across room~ Um. I digress.

( So this is all hallucination )

5:26pm: wank in the making
Remember that wank about a girl telling the phelps twins (who play the Weasley twins in the Potter movies) about twincest?

Hmm. This one's kinda related.

Last night, Dominic Monaghan was on LoveLine.

A chat of girls, known as 'FanDOM chat', or 'Sexula' decided to call up, and get Dom to say 'hi' to Sexula. (From my understanding, the purpose of this is to perv over Dominic and share RPS)

Phone Post link of the shoutout

Fangirls squee, Dom subtly mocks ("That's just the peak of your lifetime, right?"), and the seeds of wank are planted.

The evidence:
-A Sexula member speaks up against the call!
-Another Sexula member agrees! And the fans are "torn"!
-Yet another member doesn't understand teh pane! And sheds a tear! And people go 'wtf'?
-A shockingly intelligent post about why this was Vewy, Vewy Bad!

I'd have to say my absolute favourite part though, is this little gem:
See... Now, I'm kind of concerned. No doubt people will be Google-ing us up the ass and wanting to join for the sole fact that Dom said 'hi' to us and joining the comm would allow them to say "OMGI'MASEXULAGIRL!!"

(Ed. note: Why, yes. That is my goal in life.)

That's not only a stupid reason to join, but also a wrong reason. I, personally, like the relatively close-knit group that we have, and I hope that doesn't change. If we just start letting people join because they found us on Google, that exploits us a bit, doesn't it? I just feel that something like that CANNOT be good for our fanDOM.

Also... Whilst chatting in fanDOM chat last night, someone (I forget who... MY BAD) brought up a good idea: to have a screening of "Sexula Applicants", of sorts. I'm not sure how that works. Liek, I think our comm should be solely membership-only, ALA image_direct. The mods would be in charge of letting people in, without abusing their power, of course. But, someone said that they need to be part of the actual fanDOM chat in order to be considered. I think that's a GREAT idea. Like, "omg you need to be a part of fanDOM chat for at least a week to be able to join!!" LOL... Some stupid ass shit like that.

They're like the disciples, in a way.

Pretty small right now, but this could be an interesting one.

11:08pm: What's wrong with fangirl Japanese, ne?
Wank in progress, running over here to post before anyone else does...

Over on hated_character, chibizoi rants (completely off topic, I might add) about people complaining about her use of fangirl Japanese.

( 'I'M annoyed someone's that full of themselves that, for having taken the language, they now believe they have the power to tell someone how they should or should not speak.' )

After a couple of partially agreeing posts, spiderflower dares to outright disagree, and the OP shows her true colors as one of those fanfic authors who can't take take any type of criticism. Some excerpts:

chibizoi: It's the age-old argument: If you don't like it, don't read it. Granted you'll have to read some of it to find out whether or not you like it, but after that choice has been made, stop reading and there you go. XD

chibizoi: Judging by your reply, I really don't know what else I can say beyond that you are one rude, and downright arrogant person. Sorry, but reading a fanfic for the sole purpose of insulting it? That's pathetic, not to mention your assumptions about others is pretty insulting (And a huge turn off.) as well.

Oh well, it was nice trying to talk to you. I do hope you learn from yourself one of these days, because an attitude like that isn't going to get you very far, hon. ^^

...and then the fact that chibizoi writes Zoisite mpreg is brought up. O_o

Many other asides, these are just the highlights, and it's still going on...