Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

3:32pm: In case you haven't received your daily recommended dosage of tinfoil hat...
Tokyo Babylon Wank!

On the Clampesque board, Brit-chan posts a fic about Subaru, Seishirou, and tea at a particular sakura tree (Canonical elements: corpses, that significant sakura tree, and the two characters’ interactions. They also have tea a lot in the original text).

Apparently it’s got some similarities to another, older story.

( Waiter, a round of accusations, please! )

Wank ensues, including vague threats about reporting the original poster for plagiarism, anonymous wankers out of the blue, friends leaping to the defense, and obligatory tin-foil hat references.

I'm a long-time lurker, first-time wanker. Use lube? *holds up a jug of Astroglide*

Edit: Fixed the cut tags. ^^;;

Update: Looks like someone's gone in with the admin stick and removed a bunch of the particularly trollish comments. Too bad, because they were funny, but I can see the necessity.

ETA: The Author weighs in.

9:59pm: Claws Out in Smallville
I can't remember if the foundation wank on this was posted, so here it is. Rhiannonhero wrote an essay about being the bigger person and letting things go and how that was her new philosophy. Irony stepped in a few days later, when Bexless and Lyra_Sena trashed one of Rhiannonhero's stories, and tried to post it in a friends locked entry to share it. But they forgot to turn on the filter, so Rhiannonhero's friends saw it. Rhiannonhero swore she forgave Bexless (who deleted her journal over it) and Lyra_Sena, who posted a super--haha!-- public apology for what she did. Everything's over, right? Wrong. Rhiannonhero spent the next four days posting entries about the issue, even though she said she was over it. Finally, she shut up and Smallville moved on.

Until tonight, when Rhiannonhero posts a friendslocked entry about gay marriage, and at the end, says people should go ahead and trash her stories if they disagree with her, *winkie*, because she's totally over being smacked, and it's funny now, right? Only, it's *not* funny to a couple of people who responded because it's Lyra_Sena's birthday, and Rhiannonhero said she was totally over it anyway. That entry is sadly friends locked. But

Rageprufrock's entry on being classy isn't. And neither is Ladylynx's snarky classy response. Thirty to one odds on everybody kissing and making up. Ten to one odds on a "not naming names" bitchslap fest until the next Smallville episode airs.

ETA: Awww, LadyLynx deleted her entry.

EETA: But Velvetglove stepped in to fill the void left on Rhiannonhero's side!

EEETA: And now Wrenlet has something to say about it.. Still with the no-naming-of-names. I could be rich if I'd collected money up front!