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5:25pm: X-Men RP Wank!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/bad_rpers_suck/364694.html#cutid1

Someone asked for this to be wanked, so as community maintainer, I'm posting it here for your viewing pleasure. The original post sounds really whiny, and makes no sense. What I managed to get out of it was, "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! TEH MODZ ARNT LETING ME PLAY BOBBY HOW I WNAT TO!!111"

Maybe you'll have more luck making more sense of it than I am.

Edit: "You guys are so mean to me and you're not kissing my ass -- but I think you're so funny that I'm going to post this whiny ass diatribe and get your opinions before I leave the community for good!"

Wah wah. Cry us a friggin' river. I'll call the wahmbulance to take you home.

-- Sarah

6:52pm: If you want your wank, come and claim it!
It's The Anti-Arwens versus the Pro Arwens!

I was going to do individual links to the wanky posts, but there are so many you can just roll down the pages and boggle.

7:54pm: My First Wank!
Violator_Lurks has made a second post, playing up on his/her first
( Without Me: Vio Style... )
And they have a new layout...it matches the icon...almost...
They got quite a few people in that rap, Cassie, Ali, Heidi, Aja, etc. This is going to be so fucking funny when the comments come in!

9:12pm: Amazon is selling a Prisoner of Azkaban poster. One of the pictures features Harry and what appears to beLupin (or Black) in animal form.

The RemusXSirius community on lj reacts:

"Noooo... please... why are they doing this? Do they hate us or something? Is this some sort of sick and twisted cosmic joke? As if NaziAction-figure!Remus isn't enough... I truly dread what Sirius will look like. *shudder*

*eye-twitch* Can't... take... anymore... unpleasant... surprises... *dies* >.O"


"Oh sweet jesus... what the fuck is that!? O_O

Why Warner Brothers!?! Whyyyyy!?!? >.<; My sibling and I now officially hate the director and all of the production team. This is EVIL!"

Percy Weatherby arrives to smack them around: The problem here is not the movie, but your NEED to find something to complain about concerning it. I'm sorry that Remus and Sirius are not cell-animated bishounen, and I'm sorry that the werewolf is not a cute and fluffy totem animal.

*happy sigh*

9:36pm: A Very Magical Wank
And it isn't even Harry Potter!

Apparently, there is a movie coming out based on the book Ella Enchanted.

It's coming out in just a couple months, but I had no clue until today. When I looked up the movie on IMDB.com I discovered that this book has lots of fans... and they are outraged! Outraged, I tell you!

~*Ariel*~