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7:04am: this is obsession
I just had to put this out here. It's not wank in the classic sense, actually it's not really wank at all, but it's fannish and it's ...I can't think of a word to describe it.

Just go and look for yourself. (not so much for the squeamish).

Obsession, you gotta love it.

OK, maybe I'm being harsh, and perhaps in some type of way this is cute. I dunno, I really don't want to know.

10:58am: The wanker has awoken!
For my first wank, I present some particularily spicy (*rimshot*) Dune wank for y'all. Now, the Dune fandom scares me at the best of times - you've got your book purist wankers who put LOTR fans to shame, your 'OMGLetoIIissohott!' miniseries fangirls, your 'Lynch's Dune is the only Dune worthy of gracing my screen' wankers... not a fun bunch, no matter where you attempt to hang your hat. But as we all know, the scariest fans are always to be found at IMDB.

( Dune wank the first - BAD REVIEWS ARE TEH SUXXORS! )

( Dune wank the second - Bad 'Master and Commander!' No spice for you! )

Both rather small wanks, but I think that, together, they offer up enough splooge to keep us entertained for awhile. God forbid these people ever discover the little-known Bene Gesserit Litany Against Wank...

PS: So that i don't have to make a whole new post and really annoy you all, could someone tell me the name of the fandom_wank icon community? I honestly thought I knew, and then every option I tried turned out to be wrong. Feel free to call me teh stoopid *hangs head*.

7:14pm: Everloving Goddess, the Hobbitwank Never Ends
Mostly this is just an update for those of us who were so amused by the fake C&D order sent to Turimel by Amy Player/Jordan Wood and Abby Stone.

Turns out that a) our faint hopes that it could be considered extortion have been squashed and b) the crooked accounting used by said ladies is even worse than previously believed.

Here's to hoping that the Oregon Attorney General puts his/her butt in gear to go after BoE as a fraudulent charity because, even as an uninvolved bystander, I'm personally getting pissed off by our injustice system.