Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

3:31pm: And the wank just keeps on spurting.
ladymaidmarian has posted kind of an hysterical rant.

Seriously, when is this going to end?

And guess what? WE'RE NO MORE! GT IS GONE! GT IS DEAD! Why do you feel the need to keep us alive?

Er. OKAY!

ETA: A brief f_w history of Gryffindor Tower, as requested below, in the order in which I found the wanks:

Cygnus makes Fandomopoly. GT gets all worked up about being associated with TEH EBIL pr0n dealers and threatens to sue. Or something.

The pottersginny wank gets even wankier when the racist troll links herself to Gryffindor Tower.

The same wank intensifies when lawyers are dropped into the fray

Gryffindor Tower implodes.

...and keeps on imploding.

...again, some more.

I'm fairly certain there's more; I remember there being more wanks than this, but the memories section is huge. It's kind of jumbled and insane.

4:38pm: Icon Wankage!
French message board direct links to various icons.

People notice.

First wank. Not really wanky yet, but I hope think it'll get wanky once the French posters realize the images they're direct linking have been replaced.

6:27pm: Hoooo! Boy! MORE VNV wank!
He's baaaaaaaack and better than ever! This time Red Garret goes off on Rosa! Needless to say, people don't approve!

( Long, but worth it! )

8:12pm: We can't hog all the fun in our fandom
It's a well-known fact that when you add Spike the Vampire to a Joss Whedon show, wank lurks around every corner.

The latest takes place in Beamer's journal, where the raging topic of the day in the comments is "Joss suxx and Spike is an evol rapist who doesn't deserve my spit and he better not get Angel's reward", coupled with "I hate Spike, and think he's a doody-head" followed by "Do not dis The Joss in my journal" and lots of other really wordy comments.

And then someone started talking about egg rolls and I had to order Chinese.

ETA: Now the fun really beings. "Rot in hell, you stupid fanfic jackass." "Fuck off and die, asshole." It was only a matter of time.

8:49pm: A journey of a thousand something something one step blah
It's not wanky yet, but how can it fail to go there:

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