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11:03am: Rammstein wank
Mein Gott, it's a Rammstein wank that doesn't involve Nazism or teh gay...

On the Herzeleid.com forums, Schneewittchen posts a few worries that the new album won't be up to snuff, with a small plug at the end for her fan site.

Jeremy, the webmaster of Herzeleid.com, basically tells her that she shouldn't be going around making fansites if they aren't as good as his, which happens to be the most popular English-language Rammstein fansite on the 'net (if not the most comprehensive...). Schneewittchen sucks up a bit, then pointedly asks if Jeremy has teh omgEXCLUSIVE!!11one Finnish interviews on his site.

Meanwhile, Riku misuses "omg!!!11one11" to mock the OP's doubts quite unnecessarily, and someone else shows up knowing for a fact that the new album will suck.

Not a big splooge, but it's got potential.

11:13am: Politics + Yû Yû Hakusho= WANK-TASTIC.
All righty...if you are NOT familiar with the YYH fandom, there happens to be a canon homosexual couple (Sensui/Itsuki...my OTP...I <3 them even if they ARE the antagonists!)...also there is a pretty popular site that bans m/m-ness from their archives because they DO NOT KNOW or DENY that the couple exists, and well, the guy who runs it thinks homosexuality is a disease XD. (The idea of "YYH is NOT GAY, dammit!" is starting to be a little pervasive...I think it's an over-reaction to screaming Kurama/Hiei fangirls myself.)

So "Melissa" (I know her via LJ) posts this comment:

er... question... what if its fanart based on the last ep of the sensui arc? is a pic of itsuki holding sensui considered 'homosexuality/bishie crap'?

Watch the wank that ensues when the site's owner, "Tim", answers her.

And I did NOT go hunting for this, it came to me^^.

-Armand

11:17am: Monster's Ball
( We have a winner - The mother of all IMDb wank )