Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

1:13am: Proving that the US is a "Dumb Puppy"
I always thought Johnny Depp was right about that.

Now that they've started showing the trailers for Jersey Girl on TV, I decided to go check out the website on imdb.com because I'm one of those sad Kevin Smith addicts who watches movie marathons of the whole series in chronological order.

After taking a look at the basic stuff, I scrolled down to the bottom for the message boards.

Surprise, surprise, Jersey Girl wank.

Apparently, someone is offended by the fact that Kevin Smith removed the "Bennifer" wedding scene so as not to confuse people. The thread starts out as simple agreement and challange before denegrating into 'U R all st00pid hahaha' and 'OMG!!!1! Kevin Smith is such a sellout! Evry1 boycot his movies!!!!11!one!'

This is a rather convoluted wank, as the people complaing of having their intelligence undermined are just making themselves look dumber and dumber...

~*Ariel*~

11:08am: Martha Stewart mini-wank on Metaquotes!
This is itsy, but made me laugh.

mhari posts something rather funny ladyshrew said about teh 3bi1 that is Martha Stewart:

"Martha Stewart is demon spawn. I don't have a good, logical explanation for this, but I have always had an instinctual hatred/aversion to her. As I told Britt, for the longest time, I thought I must have been imagining her (when I was younger and hadn't been exposed to her as often), because obviously, something that evil couldn't be a real person from whom people actually buy dishes."

jarbabyj takes it way too literally and promptly spazzes, and then when told to calm down, complains she's being silenced:

( Thread here. )

Yes, tiny and unlikely to evolve into full-fledged drama... but an amusingly wanky overreaction nevertheless.

3:14pm: THE NEW POTTER FILM IS UNCANONICAL WANK!!! Again.
Oi. A short wank this, but dear lord, the vitriol is quite something to behold.

Scizo_frenic makes a short post about hoping that the new Potter film won't suck. Crzydemona asks for an explanation as to why everyone thinks the new film "is fucked," and then oh boy, does she get one. Wenelda goes on to explain just why the film has raped canon up the ass at great length then complains when Crzydemona replies to her comment. It's...aggressive to say the least.

Wenelda is actually a friend of mine so I'm really astounded by this. She's a lot of fun much of the time but whoa, she needs to take a chill-pill here.

7:13pm: Troll! Troll in the milk! ...just thought you'd want to know...
As a response to the Milk Wank, Feminist_Rage would like to tell us something.

We're all ugly, nasty trolls (and probably patriarchal too!).

Since I'm a troll, does this mean I get to wield a huge club and live under a bridge? Cool!

10:00pm: I come bearing Yu-Gi-Oh wank!
Well hello, all. I am Selene Avis and I joined this community recently. However, this is my first post, as I was iffy about wank, what qualifies and what doesn't. So I've just lurked and snerked and praised icons.

And then I checked my mail today, and wank landed on my lap. Really. It was emailed to me by the great and mighty wanker herself.

Due to Jenniyah's less than coherent spelling, I'm more than a bit iffy as to what exactly happened. But I think that this guy Dark Bakura stole summaries from Jenniyah's site and put them on his site. This led to a instant messenger conversation between Dark Bakura and Jenniyah.

http://jenniyah.blogdrive.com/archive/cm-3_cy-2004_m-3_d-12_y-2004_o-0.html

(Apologies, I do not yet know how to do the linky thing for journalfen. Is it the same as with livejournal?)

Here are some highlights!

Jenniyah's sentences make English teachers everywhere weep: As u can tell, I am sooo not going to give a dalm about him anymore. he can go $uck himself.

Intelligent conversation follows!

|<<[Toljy says: go get a dildo and shove it up there u fucking lesbian

Jenniyah - says: fuck off u fagot!

Dark Bakura makes profound statements!

|<<[Toljysays: only girls can be lesbian u dumb fuck

Point, laugh, and if anyone knows what the blazes they are exactly arguing about, feel free to tell me! But don't tell Jenniyah that I direct linked to her site, or she is likely to get drunk and not give a dalm!

10:29pm: Plagarism: Does anyone care when the writers suck?
Some of you may remember when Loonywoif/Sunsinger dramatically declared she was giving up writing. Especially Yu-Gi-Oh! And no one cared.

She's still wanking away, this time complaining of plagarism. It starts out simple enough, with Sunsinger complaining that her Lions Pride co-author re-wrote the story and posted it elsewhere without her knowing. She added a prologue, she added about 10 lines and then from there on, it's almost exactly the same. One would think, if she claims to be a writer, she should be able to take the basic kernels of the story and expand. No... instead she claims total dominion over something she never would have written without me.

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