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2:22am: Won't somebody think of the children??
.... They think of you. Naked.

First time wank. Do me hard Be gentle.

Disclaimer-- I know the person who was a "victim" in this, but merely asked her permission to wank this. I don't know the wanker except by reputation and a site she ran. I joined the forums after she left. Also 70% fandom related, so I didn't put this in OTF wank.

There is some backstory, but it also counts as wanky. Here I go~

There once was a woman on the Fruits Basket Forums named Lin aka honchi. Lin posted, and posted and posted, so she is still the member with the 3rd most posts, even after being gone for nearly a year. She was respected. Became a mod. Had the best Fruits Basket site on the web.

And now her fandom dead from yaoi.

/Nooooo... my... eyes... @_@, my fav anime... ruined by......yaoi.
Say it ain't so... say it ain't so~!!!!

More info on my OMAKE --> RUMORS section if you really want to read up on it... I don't want to spoil it anymore then I have... ;_; *sniffles*
I guess it was to be expected, BUT STILL~!!!!! ...Natsuki Takaya-san didn't have to... did she...?/

So, she throws a snit in several threads, finally culminating in her leaving.

But this is over, right? We can thank God that, like all things, the wank must end, right?

But it was not meant to be.

Enter Emigiri, one time friend of Lin. At the time she was a typical 13 year old, but she's grown into both a respected member of the forums and a mod. She mildly supported yaoi, and began drawing progressively smutty drawings. Recently, she became open (at least online) with her sexual preference.

Cue the spooge. Here's small clip from this insanely wanky post:

/Emi, if you actually get around to reading this ... I didn't think you were capable of going that low. Really. I know you have issues, and if you'd like to talk, I'm still willing to talk to you. But you never seem to want to talk to me, so I just took the "hint." I'm not another one of your teenage friends, so I'd appreciate it if you'd stop treating me like such. I don't play the game you're playing./

Now, she Pines for the good 'ol days when her friend was not teh gay. ( The entry )

The comments on both those posts are also priceless.

Please, before you wank, think of the children. It isn't pretty when a grown woman hurts an alienates a kid for liking peeps and boobies. I don't think that's what Jesus had in mind. *points at my icon*

Edit: Took out links to the minor's LJ, which I was told violated the ToS.

Edit the Second: The woman wanked on the girl's Journal. I cannot link to the girl's journal... so I took handy screenshots! They're biggish because of all the spooge, so after I got the 3 screenshots I took edited together, I cut it in half for easier load time.

First part * Second Part

I replied, basically a longer, more serious version of "You make baby Jesus cry, bitch. STFU." So yeah, I'm dirty now. But it's so GOOD to be dirty sometimes.

Last Edit (I hope): Anon troll alert. Do not feed it. It was thrown off the board for flaming people for liking yaoi. Here's further details, but it deserves a wank of its own.

1:39pm: Ph33r the LJ Abuse Team
Eight months ago, LJ user Xandria, known for her biting commentary on badfic in HP fandom, posted an "anti-rec" about a fic she didn't like her her xandriasficrecs journal.

Today, she had to edit the eight month old post because someone reported her to LJ abuse for violation of TOS.

Xandria's public reaction: So... is the LJ Abuse Team (who I have infinite respect for, and where would we be without their often thankless work?) 8 months behind in trolling millions of posts for infractions? No. I'm sure they have better things to do. I'd like to think that they are imposing their force on the true forces of evil in the LJ universe, not searching for piss ant infractions such as this one. Sadly, they have such better things to do that Ms. Greywood (the only one who can file an abuse report) should be ashamed of herself for bringing this PUBLIC post to the LJ Abuse Team's attention SINCE I only copied and pasted Ms. Greywood's PUBLIC POST HERE. Is copying and pasting public information made by an individual "uniquely identifying information"? I don't think so.

She includes several links in her post, to other posts which futher the wank.

5:49pm: Estellaslove Posts what she believes to be a naked picture of the LOTR boys on lotrboys_daily. Sadly, the picture is but a clever manip and apparently poor Estellaslove is a fool for not knowing. saethryth throws the first bomb. And Gimpie, who's mad because her wet dream was ruined.

But in the end, it's not the picture, it's Estellalove's damn spelling.

Perhaps not too wanky. But idiotic none the less.