Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

2:44pm: Pirates of the Caribbean 2/IMDB Wank
I don't know if this is wanky or just sad. Apparently on the I(ncorrect)MDB's Pirates of the Caribbean 2 board there is a rumor floating around that there will be auditions for girls ages 12-14 to play Jack Sparrow's niece and Will and Elizabeth's children. It's posted time and time again that this is just a rumor and that the damn script isn't even done yet but the poor, sad, delusional little girls in love with Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom keep on posting, and posting, and posting, and posting...

I pray I'm never in a room with that many 14 years old girls. EVA!!!!!11111LOL!!!1122

3:07pm: A little update on the Red Garrett Wank
I'm sure those of you who've seen this remember our buddy ol pal!

A few days ago, he announces that he's leaving the VNV Nation Yahoo Group. Not a peep from anyone. Probably because we're too damned happy!
Before "leaving", he runs his mouth about another group he created for "goth poetry". No one is interested and no one responds.

A couple days later, he comes back and says, "Hello! I'm back! Does anyone care?" One of the members responds "Nup". That person spoke for everyone.

Yesterday, Red Garret comes back with this:

> I hate Irish people. let's all go drink green whiskey
> and eat french fries (potatoes) till we puke.
>
> Why did Jesus hate the Jews? WRONG ANSWER!!! because
> they crucified him. yah, he hated the Romans too.


*gapes*. I said, "Please tell me your kidding". Everyone else is simply stunned and someone says, "Don't feed the troll!"

And finally, Ronan(who IS Irish) himself has FINALLY had it and simply says, "Morning Red... bye Red!"

Big festival, everybody happy!

5:34pm: Deleterius mini-wank!
Apparently people don't like it when their RPG's are reported at the HP and LotR Mary Sues LJ community.

7:44pm: the convention train wreck
Olivia (Liv) is an Australian fangirl who decided to go the BobW convention in Canberra. I have to point out she's 21, because, yes, I would have tagged her for 12 myself.

Liv's username is oblivious_huddy the irony, it burns.

The convention guests were Craig Parker, Mark Ferguson and Joel Tobeck, the Xena fans will also be familiar with those names.

Here are some snippets from her convention report, I think I'll let it stand on it's own merit.

( JOEL! MY BEAUTIFUL JOEL )

But wait, there is more. In another recent post she continues here:

( MY JOELY )

No words can describe.

ETA: Olivia apologises for her actions...well kindave.

I apologise....deeply. I didn't know the rules and I am very unrespectful and I diserve everything I get. I agree with you. I should be abused for what I did and I know this.

I find the comments especially amusing.

10:52pm: One Piece Wank
I've heard of people having voices in their head, but DAMN....

Not sure if it's a first, but it's definitely some funny shit. Hope the mods let it live. Grow, little wank, grow!