Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

12:24am: Resident Evil Wank...
Insignificant Person #1: The first movie tres suxes!

Insignificant Person #2: No it didn't!

10 more posts later...

Insignificant Person #?: The first movie was bad!

Insignificant Person #?: No it wasn't!


Enjoy.

The highlight of the whole argument? Someone's signature that read GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE, STUPID MOTHERF****RS WITH GUNS KILL PEOPLE. Classic </i>

1:31am: The things you find looking for something else...
I was looking for the script to FFX-2's Normal Ending and I find this:

Someone I've known from Iconaddicts posts pictures of herself dressed as Songstress Yuna.

She looks okay to me and it's a pretty good costume, despite the fact that I don't like cosplay very much. But, then some anonymous assholes post and basically drive up the post count to 110 and ruin everything.

Just sad...

8:52am: There are no original Wanks in Hollywood, or the HP Fandom
Apropos of nothing, Tripzy, righteous defender of the D/Hr Love, breaks up the usual "If Draco broke up with Hermy would they get back 2gether?" chatter at FAP's Draco/Hermione thread with a classic Insta-Wank.

"I have written a letter, and I will be sending it shortly to JKR."

( How dare you write for children when you have so many adult fans! I'm sorry I wasted my time on your books! Nobody needs to read your smelly canon to ship Draco/Hermione anyway! )

I am hopeful someone might actually dare to suggest to this girl that if it weren't for JKR actually, oh, writing the books in the first place, she wouldn't have a ship--but given the tone of discussion I think it's more likely she'll be greeted with squees and applause.

Dead horse, meet bat. *flogs*

ETA: Responding to pyratejenni's frank and polite assessment of Tripzy's letter, Tripzy offers up the following brilliant retort:

You realize you read it wrong, right? You do realize that, don't you? Do you realize that? Is that realized by you? Has realization occured, and were you involved?

I think that speaks for itself. Oh, and she's now saying that shipping has nothing to do with it--the real crime is that JKR somehow *spoiled* the ending of her series.

Yeah. Those of us who were holding our breaths waiting for the big climactic ending where Draco singlehandedly defeats evil and whisks Hermione off into the sunset are just crushed.

9:58am: "Here, let me tell you exactly why your OPINION is wrong, wrong, wrong."
No giant argument just yet, but "jadeemperor" is being wanky as hell all on her own.

I don't blame zannechaos for being bitchy after THAT one. Jeez, some people. -_-;

11:43pm: BBC wank!
It starts way back, when the BBC decide to bring back Doctor Who in 2005. Minor murmers emerge from BBCi (their fancy online bit) about the fact that this co-incides with a webcast animated thingy on BBCi, the makers of which weren't told about it. But, hey, oversight, bad communication, whatever. The BBCi site gets over it pretty quickly and keeps up with developments, giving us gossip, etc.

Just before midnight last night, various places start suggesting that the new Doctor has been cast (here's my LJ post at the time, just for convenient reference).

Somewhere round about midnight GMT the BBC confirm that we're getting Christoper Eccleston out of Shallow Grave. Squeeing commences, and LJ icons start appearing within minutes.

But wait! Because while the BBC news site was the official breaker of this, the BBCi had no mention of it.

And then, they replace their banner with this image.

It's since been changed back, but thankfully wank-evidence was saved beforehand by a few people on the Outpost Gallifrey forums.

My fandom - so wanky, even the people who make it have public bitchfights...