Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

4:12am: Fish. Barrel. Boom!
Teeny little American Idol wank, where tingilya (yes, that tingilya) posts on americanidol:

Massive, ridiculous suckage tonight. AI has obviously been taken over by teenie voters. I really doubt I'll watch anymore. Who cares at this point?

She's been making posts like this for weeks about how much this season sucks all over the AI LJ community. My response to this post would normally be, "Go away already!" But everyone else's responses, which can all be boiled down to everyone thinks tingilya is Cartman's Mom, especially here, are just much more fun.

1:44pm: First Wank! Bad Rpers Suck.
My first wank. I'm not sure if role-playing is a fandom, but I'm pretty sure I've seen them wanked here before. Fun for everyone.

Over on bad_rpers_suck on livejournal we find a relatively mild compaint about the length of some people’s posts in a role-play session.

Things stay relatively civilized until we discover that last_thylacine gets cranky when she hasn’t had enough sleep.

Mild wankiness ensues.

Edit: It seems to have resolved itself, but there's still the chance of someone coming along and deciding to add their wank two-cents worth without reading all the way to the bottom and discovering said resolution.

4:02pm: More Foxtrot wankiness!
This week's series of comics refers to Jason wanting to take over Disney, and make various changes, including making Mickey and Minnie anime-style. The first comment is by eclipsegryph, and is fine, but janusdoa decides to take on eclipsegryph over his <http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=eclipsegryph>interest list</a>, specifically that EG lists 'otherkin' as an interest.

The conversation degrades from there, and seems to be developing into a bit of a furry wank. So far, my favourite exchange is where pdi lays some smackdown on janusdoa.

Enjoy!

ETA: Note the anime wank also, about halfway down. (thanks mydruthers!)

9:40pm: Ah how we love Brad et al
Did anyone see the LiveJournal Abuse Team wank?

Person reads post at LJDrama about inconsistent LJ Abuse team suspensions.

Person posts in LJ_biz:

It seems the team has had a very shaky history over the life of the service, and I was wondering, when this "double blind secret police" would actually be reigned in.

Then goes on to say:

I wonder if I'll be suspended after asking this.

Replies include:

Why, are you looking to be suspended?

and

Do you really want to base your opinion of the Abuse team on (LJ Drama Files)?

and

wtf does this have to do with lj_biz?

It's always fun when someone pulls out the Niemoller poem (you know ... "I didn't speak up for the Jews/Gays/Pinko Commies/LJ Abuse Team and then there was no one left when they came for me ...")

10:48pm: Gundam Wank
Wish to amend my stupidity in the earlier post. I apologize to anyone I offended. Yes, I was being a moron. You all can gloat now.

And while you're gloating, you can have a look at this cute little mini-wank.

The thread is still running, although the wanktastic portion is pretty old. It starts with OujiVegetasstalker. Nothing like barging in on an "Anyone like Gundam?" thread with scoffing laughter and a slightly more elaborate "Gundam sux!!11oneeleven!!" Short, but still pretty funny.