2:18am: OMFG!!!!111!! Child porn at LOTR RPS group!
Hmmm, two wanks in the space of a few hours might seem a little ambitious, but I think this is a little too good to miss. So I present to you, the LOTR RPS wank from a yahoo group by the name of CharactersInBloom.
NOTE: Some names have been edited out to protect the identity of the clueless.
( More of the wankerage under this cut. It's a LOOOOOONG one though. Be warned. )
3:35am:
Warning: Language
Harry Potter wank, post
here.
I can't fucking believe this! I was at the store a few minutes ago, and I saw this conservative fucktard's car with a large bumper sticker with the Harry Potter logo on it and a big internetional-no sign on top of it? There was also a sticker saying "Jesus hates Harry"! WHAT THE FUCK? WHO THE HELL KIND OF PERSON DOES HE THINK HE IS? THAT BASTARD! If my mum wasn't there to restrain me I would have kicked his ass to Pluto! I almost grabbed a bat and beat him to a bloody pulp along with his fancy-ass goody-goody car! I was gonna grab a knife and stab him till I could stab no more, that fucking asshole! I tell you, I would have killed him, then and there! Grr! Why are some people so stupid?
X-Posted in several places.[edit: LJDrama has also done a little
piece on this. Damn. Girl must be proud.
][edit 2: You can also see identical posts of hers
here,
here, and
here.
]
12:47pm: Pern Roleplaying miniwank
Whee, that last wank was fun. Here's a little cooldown exercise from the fandom I truly believe would drown Harry Potter in its spooge, if only it were big enough. I stopped roleplaying in this unoriginal wank minefield last year. Now it has sucked me back in with its evil ways and some original ideas, so I've been revisiting some of my old message boards to catch up on things. Surprise, surprise,
wank comes out to play.
Quick summary:
1.) Colesea bitches and posts a letter from the mods of
a game that shall remain nameless.
2.) The mods are regular visitors to this message board.
3.) Wank.
4.) Thread closed.
I roleplayed with Cole many moons ago when I was but a newbie. She's a fantastic writer and a godawful RPer for precisely the reasons displayed.
Edit: I linked to the wrong anonymous game. Fixed now.