Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

4:47am: What was Kurt Cobain wearing when he died?
Basically someone wonders if Kurt was wearing Converse when he died. Because, that's soooo important, yanno? There's much spoojie wooj here as some people honestly believe that Cobain was murdered by Courtney Love and that he was 100% "gay" compared to John Lennon.

Then, of course, there's the "debate" about whether or not Cobain and Love were talented or not. Bla Bla Bla.

Fun for everyone, especially fans of grunge.

1:20pm: Why has Randy crushed my little SUG heart?!
Another QAF fanwank.....

Michael Musto's latest Village Voice column talks about QAF upcoming season 4 and he talks to some of the actors from the show.

Well, it seems that Randy Harrison has been in a 2-year relationship with a writer-editor from New York Magazine, named Simon. He's NOT with Gale Harold.

SUG's all over LJ are ready to slit their wrists in utter disbelief.

Here's one from Negativeer
and...
madeofgold
and....
mori307

I know that other lj'ers can discover other G/R 4evr threads to mock. Please add them to this entry.

2:15pm: DeviantART posts a simple poll: Would you consider yourself a religious person?

The questions are simple yes or no. I being Christian choose Yes. I'm not at all suprised by the fact that 70% of DAers don't consider themselves religious, while 30% do.

The rabid Christians, however, are shocked by this mirror of how religion is divided in the real world, Christianity being a minority, and many declare that they shall convert the masses, save those who are lost, etc etc.

And then it starts to piss people off.

I replied to a wannabe-martyr type somewhere in the mess of my fellows wanking off to the sound of beating bibles, but it's all so much religiwank that I couldn't limit it to i_wank.

Enjoy. And bow before GOD, you blasphemous, Hell-bent sinners!

7:26pm: Antiyaoi, How Great Thy Wank
Eh, it's a small wank now, but still pretty damn funny. And if I know Antiyaoi, it's bound to grow.

Marla22 enters Antiyaoi with a perfectly harmless post. But not according to deviant_love. Because don'tcha know, even sane yaoi fans are really OMGTROLLSINDISGUISE! And apparently she's so wanky even roseisrain tells her to get a room.

So we're a hive of "slash-filled necrotizing brains" now? God, that demands an icon.