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12:32am: X Wank! ("Boku wank... kimi wo...")
Hi, all. First wank, so do me hard be gentle.

Welcome to... the Twanklight Zone.

Today's episode begins in the Seishirou/Subaru Community, with the posting of a piece of fanfiction by a new member.

Very first comment has choffman giving a rather blunt opinion of the piece. The opinion, however, isn't where the wank starts.

Choffman declares that Seishirou's name is incorrectly romanised. EvilAsianGenius and Majinkarp point out that there are several different ways to write his name in English.

Choffman proceeds to get all up in everybody's shit.

It's a small wank, but a pretty nasty one. Highlights include:

--ariseishirou accusing Majinkarp of baiting Choffman when Majinkarp suggests that Choffman please try to not blow up at everybody.
--Choffman complaining that "some people can call names, swear, and fling insults with everyone just accepting it as normal", but she can't even say something mildly not-nice without everyone jumping all over her.
--Ariseishirou predicting that Majinkarp or "one of her friends" "post it to Fandom_Wank in a pitiful attempt to garner support from the like-minded".

Best part of this is, I don't actually even know Majinkarp. Found this all on my very own. :D

2:13pm: Hot Cross Wank!
A bit cold, actually - I only found it just now, searching for icon material for The Last Temptation of Christ. It's been running since September last year, but the most recent post was yesterday.

Anyway, it's a beautiful IMDB thread on how TLToC should never have been made, because it features Christ kissing John on the lips. Except that he didn't. That'd be Judas. And that'd be in the Bible.

It's plainly started by a troll, but it's yummy all the same. Spiced with irrelevant, modern paedophile priests, people praying for each other, agnostics telling Christians how they ought to react to something as Christians, Jesus as French, Jesus as (not) Rambo, and Jesus fighting sea monkeys in a tub of mud.

( orange peel and raisins )

(edited to correct the tags)

6:35pm: Pre-emptive Wank
The Godawful fanfiction board: harmless fun for some, great pool o' spooge for others. I myself enjoy the place-- no, wait...

[drama] ENJOYED [/drama]

..yes, the GAFF board has been TOSed without warning. This can only lead to wank.

[edited for fugly formatting]

9:17pm: Fiction Alley is Full of Hypocrites!
TigressPern posts a fic to Fiction Alley. The fic is rejected, and the author complains about it in a steam-venting post.

Anonymous poster shows up to criticize the spelling and grammar in her rant.

Another poster shows up to criticise her reading skills.

Another Anonymous shows up to bitch about Fiction Alley.

Odds are the wank will continue to grow.

ETA: OP is now locked, but, the wankiness does ensue ... here in these comments. Fastest mobilization of a sock puppet army ever, to defend against my cruelty in OMG even posting this here!!!1!!!11!! Lighten up. I was wanking on the commenters, not the OP, and I knew it was a slooooooow wank day if this was the best I could find. But you anon socks have made the whole thing vastly more entertaining than I ever could have hoped.

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