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14th April 2004

9:39am: I can't deal with my fandom any longer.
I know all I do is X-Files wank and this is more of the same, but my brain tends to leak out of my ears when I read some of the crap that goes on in the name of my former fandom.

Today's fun starts on this thread on DDFanatics. Or as I like to call it, the Cow Pasture. Seems our pals Pippy and Mulderpause are going to stalk go see Duchov at the Tribeca Film Festival where his v.v. personal masterpiece that will for sure win him is much deserved Oscar (TM) House of D is going to premiere.

Elsewhere on the same board Pippy (who made friends with "Zelda Williams" - or more likely a person claiming to be Robin Williams' daughter Zelda - on the IMDb boards for HOD et al cackle as only fanatical fans can at the silly gillys who show up every night at the stage door of Gillian Anderson's latest play. I especially love Ms. P's remark:

OY! and some of them have the nerve to talk about DD fans being stalkers

Please also note the very interesting post from our own dearest Cow:

I have a dumb excuse for not going to NYC. I don't fly. I used to hop on planes all the time without thinking, but not anymore. I don't have a fear of crashing. I just don't like to be confined in (or on) anything I can't get out of.

I have an even dumber excuse for not going to see DD when he was filming RTM. David was living and working about 30 miles away from me for 2 months, but I had cronic "bad hair day". I wanted to see him, but I didn't want him to see me.....as if


Hmmm, Duchov's biggest fan isn't 'able' to go see him because she is claustrophobic and has bad fur hair?

Even one of her co-moos calls her on it:

DD was filming practically at your back door and you didn't go because of "bad hair?" Girl ... put on a Yankees baseball cap and go!! He'd have loved it.

This all supports my theory that there is a restraining order against Ms. MooCow.

Elsewhere in the pasture there are complaints that the very negative review of Connie & Carla the newest Nia Vardalos disaster movie, in the Village Voice is written by an unhappy, mean, bitter, jealous man. I'm sure David Ng, who wrote the review, will be receiving some nasty badly written emails. And he won't give a shit.

This phenomenon of trashing critics has been pointed out with much fanfare and wank over on The Snoggers Sanctum Board.

And to bring us full circle (to the truth) Pippy and those DDFans who are left on the Haven for the FBI's most deluded go over the EVOL V.V. review and as an extra added special bonus bemoan the fact that Bob DD has not yet appeared on the show that is the paragon of good taste
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I know all I do is X-Files wank and this is more of the same, but my brain tends to leak out of my ears when I read some of the crap that goes on in the name of my former fandom.

Today's fun starts on this <a href = "http://emerald.bbboy.net/ddfans-viewthread?forum=2&thread=740">thread</a> on <a href = "http://emerald.bbboy.net/ddfans">DDFanatics</a>. Or as I like to call it, the Cow Pasture. Seems our pals Pippy and Mulderpause are going to <strike>stalk</strike> go see Duchov at the Tribeca Film Festival where his v.v. personal masterpiece that will for sure win him is much deserved Oscar (TM) <i>House of D</i> is going to premiere.

Elsewhere on the same board Pippy (who made friends with "Zelda Williams" - or more likely a person claiming to be Robin Williams' daughter Zelda - on the IMDb boards for <a href = "http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0372334/board/threads/">HOD</a> et al cackle as only fanatical fans can at the silly gillys who show up every night at the stage door of Gillian Anderson's latest <a href = "http://emerald.bbboy.net/ddfans-viewthread?forum=6&thread=74">play</a>. I especially love Ms. P's remark:

<i>OY! and some of them have the nerve to talk about DD fans being stalkers</i>

Please also note the very interesting post from our own dearest Cow:

<i>I have a dumb excuse for not going to NYC. I don't fly. I used to hop on planes all the time without thinking, but not anymore. I don't have a fear of crashing. I just don't like to be confined in (or on) anything I can't get out of.

I have an even dumber excuse for not going to see DD when he was filming RTM. David was living and working about 30 miles away from me for 2 months, but I had cronic "bad hair day". I wanted to see him, but I didn't want him to see me.....as if</i>

Hmmm, Duchov's biggest fan isn't 'able' to go see him because she is claustrophobic and has bad <strike>fur</strike> hair?

Even one of her co-moos calls her on it:

<i>DD was filming practically at your back door and you didn't go because of "bad hair?" Girl ... put on a Yankees baseball cap and go!! He'd have loved it.</i>

This all supports my theory that there is a restraining order against Ms. MooCow.

Elsewhere in the pasture there are complaints that the very negative review of <i>Connie & Carla</i> the newest Nia Vardalos <strike>disaster</strike> movie, in the <i>Village Voice</i> is written by an unhappy, mean, bitter, jealous man. I'm sure David Ng, who wrote the review, will be receiving some nasty badly written emails. And he won't give a shit.

This phenomenon of trashing critics has been pointed out with much fanfare and wank over on <a href = "http://pub17.ezboard.com/fsanctumboarddavidandgillianrumours.showMessage?topicID=392.topic">The Snoggers Sanctum Board</a>.

And to bring us full circle (to the truth) Pippy and those DDFans who are left on the Haven for the FBI's most deluded go over the <a href = "http://community.idealistshaven.com/forums/showthread.php?s=3406e53b1eb907be6c95b56a81d77b3a&threadid=29978">EVOL V.V. review</a> and as an extra added special bonus bemoan the fact that <strike>Bob</strike> DD has not yet appeared on the show that is the paragon of good taste<a = href = "http://community.idealistshaven.com/forums/showthread.php?s=3406e53b1eb907be6c95b56a81d77b3a&threadid=29969"> The Actors Studio</a>

Ow, my head is going all desky now.
Current Mood: E-V-O-L
2:27pm: Exercising all possible permutations of the word "F***"
First wank here, so please be gentle with me. Take it out on the little wanker.

One of my friends pointed me to this little piece of Wank from the HP LJ community. It started when [info]not_useful decided to start an entire LJ account dedicated to to letting the world know exactly what a terrible person [info]saphreanth is for de-friending her. Saphreanth doesn't know who the hell this person is in the first place it seems, but that's irrelevant.

I'd point out specifics, but the entire journal is a large, sticky, smelly pile of wank. It's tempting to say this is just a troll (although we still aren't 100% sure), but even if it is, it's just too funny to miss.

In less than 30 hours, the journal's only two entries have a total of 1,090 replies, and the count changes every time you hit the refresh button.

So, have yourself a laugh at the raw stupidity, and see if you can count the number of times you see the word f***!

~P, who is borrowing Ayla's account, because she is a goddess and loffs me.

EDIT: Five minutes has elapsed. The post count is now 1,140. Er, strike that. 1,142.
Current Mood: irritated
3:48pm: So y'all know...
I live ahout 3 miles from a town with the greatest name I've ever heard, and I think you all will share my opinion of it.

Wanker's Corners, Oregon.
10:34pm: "YAY! DEATH TO PREPS!!"
Some small Go-Gaia wankage about goths! )
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