8:08am: Okay, this right here is now the ONLY crystalwank souvenir post. I picked this one 'cause it had the most comments and I am a whore.

Armadillo

MY HED IZ
PASTEDE ON YAY!

CrystalWank2004 Colourbar

Klaatu Banana Nikto

And this one's sort of an experiment... for those who bought paid accounts:

I BOUGHT A PAID ACCOUNT FOR
CRYSTALWANK
THEN THEY MADE ME PAY FOR THIS LOUSY SHIRT, TOO.
CAN YOU FREAKIN' BELIEVE THAT?
Yes, I am intending to buy a paid account should I happen to make any money off this (debatable - we are talking about cafepress).

5:04pm: To Stem the Tide of CrystalWank...
A wee little HP wank over at RXS.

Aralias posts three new pics of Lupin from the PoA movie, with a decidedly disgruntled air of anti-Thewlis-ness.

After getting bitched out for her sentiments, she edits out the negativity.

Note particularly DavidCamp's wonderful cry of "U STOL MY PICZ!111", as yet unanswered.

Not terribly wanky, but it just goes to prove HP is still alive and kicking in the wank department.

8:34pm: HP Wankage: SS Fire & Ice Ahoy!
HP wankage on the good ship Fire & Ice...Myneut wanks on about characterization...

/So, I was looking over my reviews at Portkey, trying to decide whether to save them or the stories there once the new archive opens up...
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