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5:08am: Is wank redundant when talking gay porn?
Bel Ami, the producers of the best quality gay porn evah, have made some
changes to their website. The message board at the site (viewable to all,
but you must be a BA subscriber to post) is one feature subject to imminent
demise. The boys are not happy. They moan, they curse the gods, they wax
eloquent in melodramatic dulcet tones... and then the BA Webmaster jumps in
with his unique interpretation of freedom of speech.

Sit back and watch the spooge fly... gay porn style!

Laugh as I might at the current wank fest, these boards really have provided
hours of fun and entertainment over the years. They really have been a good
source of information about the best in gay porn out there.

And bel ami is a fandom, it's on JF's list of interests!

And to visit belami main page (pimping my fandom) go to http://www.belamionline.com

2:40pm: Shhhhhhhh!
Listen up everybody! There's a petition going on at FAP regarding banning fics with cross-generational pairings and beastiality with lots of discussion about how everyone should think of the children. But we're going to ignore it, okay? Some f_w members accidentally posted stuff out of locked posts and don't want to be embarassed about it. Both f_w threads are deleted now, so as long as nobody brings it up again, everything will be fine.

3:00pm: Back by popular demand...the FA Petition Wank
Everybody knows about FAP being the wankiest place on the internet. However, this one takes the cake.

Appearantly, some people have started a petition to rid FA of cross-gen, incest, and beastiality ships.

( This is just...oh my god )

Ah, Harry Potter Fandom, how I love thee!

Edited because I am an idiot and forgot to put the URL to the wank in.

10:43pm: My very first wank
The GHZ board is usually a relatively quiet place, where a bunch of fanboys and a few fangirls talk about Sonic Team and random crap. We've never really had a troll, at least not one that bothered to stick around, or did it so well.

The rise of Devoted. The very first thing he says to us: "Let me ask you, is it worth going to hell just to download some ROMs?" (Um, yes?)

He's back! and this time he's even meaner! Especially when he pulls out the, "Personally, I think you just need a real man to rape you and put in you in your place in society as an inferior female, the way He intended it."

Today, he posts his own message! Aww, he's growing! Unfortunately I was at work and missed out on the fun this time, but I'm sure he'll come back.

I suppose not terribly wanky in the grand scheme of wank, but it amused the hell out of me. *g*

(And, all right, I'll go on record and say this might be more appropriate for i_wank... I didn't start it but I damn well had fun keeping it going.)