Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

5:55am: Been a while since we had a Grobanwank...
... but the other day, I logged on to good ol' Friends of Josh Groban and there it was. It's like clockwork.

So today, 'amathist82' (who doesn't capitalize or punctuate any better than she spells), is taking exception to criticism of her hero:

( I can't believe that someone would have the toneasity to say something like that. )

It's like a badficcer scorned... this isn't really terribly wanky for FoJG, since they can't bear to hear their idol put down by anyone. But then, the rest of the club starts breaking jurisimprudence laws right and left!

( If he didn't like it, he obviously didn't understand it )

( He's just jealous of the superior talent )

Other highlights include:

( Josh is the only singer I can listen to because I am so sensitive to perfect pitch! )

( Gratutious Capslock Abuse And Spellchecker Neglect )

( And the possibility of revenge. )

7:33pm: ONE WANK STORE OMG
Okay, yes, I have been beaten to the punch several times over, BUT!

I finally slacked off at my day job enough and had a chance to upload some of my stuff to a Cafe Press store. There will be more.

The One Wank store.
All money from this store will go straight to Journalfen.

I mean that literally. Those of you who know me know that I never put my RL information online, so no checks from Cafe Press will ever come to me. I asked Zorro and she will be adding the Journalfen address in as the recipient of the money from anything at this store. This is purely a fundraising effort. (And get a paid account if you can!)

I did get a premium store so I'll be adding more sections with more designs. The vote came out overwhelmingly in favor of One Wank to Rule Them All, but Wankstock got a lot of votes too, so I want to do a Wankstock version of some stuff.

Some of these items have the pastede hed quote on the back. It jacks up the price a little to do that, but I'll make more like that if you want it.

I also have Super Nanny and the Thanksgiving turkey smackdown designs. If you object to your quote being used on merchandise please let me know.

ETA: I've gone back and labelled things MUCH more clearly, so you can see exactly what is on what just by looking in the store. Also, added pastede hed stuff. ETA2, added "Bitch, there's a new turkey every year" stuff and "damn I hit a gold mine" too.

Anything else you want, yell loud enough and it might happen. In fact it'd be nice to know specifically what people want, because making the mockups is kind of tedious, so I don't want to make stuff that no one wants. Feel free to be specific. You can tell me "I want a pink shirt with the pastede hed quote on the front and the damn I hit a gold mine quote on the back" and you know what? I will make that happen. Because I love you. Yes, YOU.

Thanks!

8:32pm: Even in other fandoms, all you have to do to get a wank going is mention HP.
I wanked, so it's on i_wank.