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History

24th April 2004

1:15am: My first wank *all...proud...and...tingly*
http://www.jpopmusic.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=41833&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0&sid=ea7cf5f3dfa0f6bd2ec5a642ce6d6e21


It first starts off with CHERizznoidz's simple post asking the members as to what they think is a Jrock fangirl. Obviously, being in this fandom when one mentions the word 'fangirl', the hostility radar begins to blip. However, she also asks if men are capable of this 'fangirl' syndrome; how this is relevant will be revealed later on.

Now the first page starts off rationally. Unfortunately, Jrock/Visual Kei fans pretend sanity because there aren't enough of us out there in a concentrated area. (p.s. We need friends. VERYBADLY.) People share their experiences with horrid Visual Kei fans who say 'OMG, yer a pOZEUR 'cuz you KANNOT LIEK JPOP AT THE SAME TIME WTF?!', others say that fangirls are those who cannot tell the difference between Jrock and Visual Kei, one says that 'Yeah, men are capable of it--look at Morning Musume fans!' (An analogy between Jpop and Visual Kei and man and woman, if you will.)

Trouble gets a spark from one of the star members of the board, known on this side of the world as 37564, who announces, "no matter what visual kei actually is, a VK fangirls is someone who doens't like a band unless they're pretty, only likes some bands because they're pretty, has no sense of humor, and is obsessed with gay porn (or "yaoi" as y'all hoes like to call it)"

And yes, my pets, that is word for word.

No one takes a bite out of the juicy bait so instead, they talk about fanservice and how they have varying degrees of reaction to it--"I like it." or "I don't like it." or "Eww...onstage orgy."

And as we trample on, people continue to talk--it actually sounds decent and well meaning until 37564 says, "as for hoes that buy videos just because there's fanservice in them. . . . . . I've really already said my piece on that, but may I add, that when there's an all girl VK band and they start doing that s*****. . . . those same gay porn freaks or ("yaoi fans" as they like to call themselves) will get pissy at the guys who like the yuri action. WATCH!"

Oooh! He's calling them 'hoes' out!

Unfortunately the effect is dimmed when girls say they'd rather see women get it on. Ah, well--good indeed.

sexy womens? ain't that plurals already? )
Current Mood: Amazed
Current Music: Life of Brian movie
8:44am: Cannibalistic wank from IMDb
tuliratsu:

But really! If a person like Dr. Lecter would treat me like he treated Clarice in these films (SotL & H) with respect and even awe I would have nothing against being eaten by a man like him. Sorry if you don't agree with me but Dr. Hannibal Lecter is so sexy in these films especially when talking to Clarice.  

Found here.
Current Mood: OMGWTF
11:39am: Well I never, it's HP sockpuppet wank!
imbigatroll is the HP fandom's latest ironic BNF serial-adder troll (complete with the essential deliberately bad grammar). It's a meta-commentary on the likes of Fandom Bitch, crusading against the "ANNOYING BNFS" and "BNF doom".

Not much wank to see yet, except for a few people who can't see that it's ironic. It may spooge yet, though.
4:58pm: Mary-sue Wankage
Over at the AMSA HQ, new member Truth Graystar makes a post about mary-sues.

Chevira Lowe responses, angry that Truth sounded smug.

Highlights

Who the hell do you think you are, waltzing in here and spouting off advice like you're some sort of Messiah newly come to light?

And...

Need I remind you, you arrogant little worm, that quantity doesn't equal quality?

Well, say what you want about Chevira, she can certainly turn a phrase.

Edit: The Wank continues with another strike from Chevira despite Dagas Isa's attempt to restore order and Truth's apology. Oh, and will the real Truth Graystar please stand up? 'Cause we either have identity theft, an account assassination attempt, or someone having some fun with a joke.
Current Mood: *sporfle!*
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