Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

1:43pm: I really think Scott Adams wrote this one specifically to cause wank. It seems just too much like a troll to be anything else... c.c

Today's Dilbert: Downloading music will make musicians so destitute they'll have to burn their guitars for heat!

Some posters try to keep in the joke about it, but others just can't wait to whip it out. And on both sides, yet.
Definite unintentionally-laughable points go to this fellow here with "OMG YOU DESTROYED THE MUSIC'S SOOOOOUL BY MAKIN IT 1s AN 0s!!!!!"

Over 100 comments at the moment, and yet, I see no one asking the obvious question... how the fuck did the Pointy-Haired Boss manage to download music without blowing up his computer?

5:17pm: The CrystalGamgee drinking game
Ably assissted by bubba_ray

You know the rules... take one drink for every instance unless stated otherwise, if you have any more add them to the comments... I'm off to get drunk


1) Every time Crystal is confirmed to have posted on her thread take a drink

2) Everytime someone says "MY HED IS PASTEDE ON YAY!" take two drinks

3) Whenever an anon claims the JF admins are sympathetic, take three

4) Whenever the thread is said to have been deleted take four

5) When Zorro calls her a retard emtpy the bottle

6) Everytime a new icon is posted in homage to the wank

7) Take one drink if someone posts a "handrawn" dom picture

8) Take a drink if someone links to a new crystal gamgee lie

9) Take two for every instance another person proves that the crystal gamgee pics are photoshopped

10) Take one for every deleted thread in the bboyd comunity

11) Take another if someone saved the thred before deletion and posted it

12) Take one for every monitor bathed in coke/coffe/alchoholic beverage

13) Two for a keyboard claimed dead

14) One for every post wank cigerette taken

15) One for every attempt at 'last comment!'

16) One for every thousand word milestone

17) Take one for every newbie using the wank that wouldn't stop as introduction/delurking post

18) One for each time you hit a new page

19) One for everytime the supernanny is mentioned

20) Two when she deletes journals or writes letters to abuse

21) One for everyone who died in thread

22) Two for every time the server broke under the strain

23) One when you see klaatu banana nickto

24) One every time someone mentions the ark

25) One for every time someone went to sleep and returned to find the wank had grown x pages

26) One for every mention of armadillos

5:46pm: Small Icon Wank
Here Slyferret rants about icon theft.

This was a post made in response to this</a> where I believe someone cried 'icon theft' for icons they didn't request credit for.

Fairly minor wank but it still has some potential.


Icz

8:06pm: Tiny Avril wank...
...Found in a George Harrison thread. First time post btw. *hopes it's ok*

A week ago, NevadaFighter posted this wank where YouThink.com poster, CRYIN_OUT becomes defensive about her beloved Avril.

Well, she shows up in this thread about George Harrison.

I can't wait for that ass Kareng to post... :(

jusork tries to dampen it down,

How about you prove her wrong instead of escalating it?

but she just keeps on digging that hole.

Stop telling me to prove sh*t. I already argued with her in another thread. What do you want me to prove anyway?

Wank ensues.

Within the wankiness, McGoodness posts this gem.

My Sweet Lord,
There's Something in the way Cryn Out annoys me, repulses me like no other poster.
You're asking me will her annoyance grow
I don't knowww, I don't know.
Look at this thread
and I see it needs sweeping
Still Cryn Out gently peeves.

She's got her mind set on Avril
She's got her mind set on Avril

But All Things Must Pass, including Ms. Lavigne

8:33pm: Bravo reality wank that *doesn't* come from the Fab 5...
Showbiz Moms and Dads, Bravo's newest trainwreck reality show, is a favorite over at the Television Without Pity forums. The TWoP forums are modded with an iron hand by site creators Wing Chun, Glark, and Sars as well as individual show recappers**.

Wank appears on the horizon at the Showbiz Moms and Dads thread when of the moms, Tiffany Barron, shows up to defend her daughter, TeenBitch!Jordan. However, the splooge doesn't start flying until Jordan herself shows up to tell everyone to "GROW UP" and ph34r her!!1!OMG!!1! Glark snarks on her, but that's not even the best part.

( Butch Mackey (snicker) rises to the flame bait )

I don't know which I like can't look away from more, the forums or the show.


**Several of the TWoP mods are world-champion wankers themselves, but that's a post for another time.

10:00pm: It's trying...it's trying so hard to grow into a wank
Long time lurker, first time reporter.

This starts-small-but-shows-promise wank comes to you courtesy of fanficrants over at LJ.

The star of our show, one percy_weatherby has A Rant About Rants About Lube

Beware of flying manmeat and boybats, and the mention of gerbils.

It's small, but the insults have just started.

edit: Does this mean that we would end up opening a door to another dimension? [grins]