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5:40pm: Ah, X-Files wank.

At the LJ community x_files_slash, we have a drabble posted. (You'll notice that *none* of the comments are in response to the drabble.) The poster says she thinks fandom's been slow as of late.

amazonx notes that she feels writers Mary-Sue Alex Krycek; anonymous, of course, takes offense.

Here there be wank. A mini, but a keeper, I think.

6:39pm: 'Member the loverly cobain_x_mortis? Well she's baaaaaaack, with all new, uhm. Stuff.

I'm not a member of this community, onf of my LJ homies linked this bit of trash from the hate_courtney where I guess people congragate to congratulate themselves on her recent swan dive and THE SEKRIT CONSPIRACY to kill Kurt. A post in which cobain_x_mortis brags that her haxxor buddy got Courtney's phone number and left a nasty message on her answering machine.

There's the question of whether or not this is the truth. (With I find very difficult to belive, although maybe I just don't want to see the truth. Because this this apparently reaches all the way to CIA! Paint me red and call me Dana, folks.) But that's almost moot compared to the fact that people are loving/supporting/participating in this behavior.

The morons get down on their KNEES!

You are a fucking god.

YOU DO ROCK THE HARDEST!!! Keep it up!!! Fuck Cuntney, she needs to die.

I have her address. I have sent some awful pictures to her. (I love photoshop :))

What is her number? I have concocted a few awful mean plans for it! Muahahahahahaha!!!!



*siiiigh*

Edit: Went to visit her Greatestjournal with prompting. Now I'm really fucking frightened

I know we've met her before, but I had no real idea about this. On the upside, she doesn't appear to be a white supremist anymore.

Edit the second: The hate_courtney userinfo includes a hall of retards (wll, one retard), whose crimes include calling kurt retarded etc, using his name in vain.

7:56pm: Not Knowing When to Give Up
Or, whenever you post, the baby Jesus cries another Fandom Wanker decides you’re an asshat.

The other day coclytus posts some mild wank having to do with the wording of a certain HP BNF. Most of the wank revolves around whether or not the post was true wank in the first place. Not surprisingly, most of the FA crowd of wankers, unbiased as they are, decide this isn’t proper wank for various reason. Meanwhile, Heidi herself, posts on numerous occasions. At the height of the wank, one anonymouse estimated Heidi’s post count at sixteen and counting.

Said wank died down as Fandom Wankers everywhere moved on to other issues, but Heidi can’t leave it alone. She’s back, still trying to defend her position, especially here and here.

Nice how in one of those she’s going on about how everyone who doesn’t know her and FAP misunderstood her confusingly worded post, but she completely missed coclytus’ obvious sarcasm and chose to assume we’d all take it literally.

Doesn’t she realize that with every post she just digs the hole deeper? It’s amusing, really, to see how many ways she can come up with explaining it. She’s into the lawyerly language now. Can the lawsuit threats be far behind? Maybe if she put a FA person or two on Journal Fen’s abuse team, she’d get a better result.

So who needs fandom? If we sit back and wait long enough the wank comes right to our own doorstep

9:39pm: Because FtM's make fangirls go SQUEE.
This is a rather small wank, but it could grow, especially if another FtM finds this thread and threatens to go ballistic on these yaoi fangirls' asses. (Not me. I did the responsible thing and dropped out of the yaoi comm.)

LIEK OMG I'd GET A SEX CHANGE SO I COULD BE GAAAY!!111!! AND WEAR DRESSES AND BE FABULOUS!!!1!!

Umm...it's people like you that make others go, "You're not a tranny. You're just a delusional yaoi fangirl" to me.

Thanks a lot. :D

-Armand