: I'm Sure I've Seen This Somewhere Before . . . .
Proving that the spirit of Crystal will live on evermore (*wipes tear*), there's a newposer game in town.
Maria, Orlando's, excuse me, Lori's, new girlfriend.
Behold: the bio, complete with quotes on everything from ex-squeeze Marc Anthony to J Lo. And that bitch Kate.
Behold: the gallery, proving that Crystal isn't the onlyderanged stalker fangirl with Photoshop in town.
My very first wank, I'm so proud.
ETA: paranoia is its own reward. The wank is down, so here we have
a copy of her bio page,stolen archived directly from her source code.
A screen shot of the original: ( semi-large files ahead )
( A screen shot of her gallery, aka, Crystal, who needs Crystal? )
and finally, ( OMG, They LOVE me!!11!!11! )
The wank originated in in this thread on LJ. Bonus wank in the thread itself, as well, in the form of many anon bitch slaps to Kate Bosworth, for the inexcusable crime of having press that mentions her relationship with Orlando.
Proving that the spirit of Crystal will live on evermore (*wipes tear*), there's a new
Maria, Orlando's, excuse me, Lori's, new girlfriend.
Behold: the bio, complete with quotes on everything from ex-squeeze Marc Anthony to J Lo. And that bitch Kate.
Behold: the gallery, proving that Crystal isn't the only
My very first wank, I'm so proud.
ETA: paranoia is its own reward. The wank is down, so here we have
a copy of her bio page,
A screen shot of the original: ( semi-large files ahead )
( A screen shot of her gallery, aka, Crystal, who needs Crystal? )
and finally, ( OMG, They LOVE me!!11!!11! )
The wank originated in in this thread on LJ. Bonus wank in the thread itself, as well, in the form of many anon bitch slaps to Kate Bosworth, for the inexcusable crime of having press that mentions her relationship with Orlando.
Current Mood: OMGWTF