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6:01am: MORE SPACE GHOST PLZ
Just a little wank, but it was good for some amusement, heh. And it's still in progress, so who knows?

I finally decided to check out the adultswim.com forums in the hopes that they might be populated by, I don't know, ADULTS. With actual senses of humor such as those to appreciate most of AS's comedy. (Except Ripping Friends.) But I suppose I hoped for too much.

Stop showing Family Guy, the DVDs are out anyway!

A perfectly valid opinion if a bit . . . trollishly put. Watch and giggle as both sides overreact hugely, in a multitude of fonts.

IT PAINS MY HEART TO THINK THERE ARE PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN THE WORLD AND TROUBLES ME MORE TO THINK THAT THEY CONTINUE TO BREED SLOWLY DEVOLVING THE HUMAN RACE.

And . . .

Remove family guy? How about I chemically castrate myself, then fall down a flight of stairs. Then hang out with a group of lepers to see if I can catch it, then let an ardvark lick fire ants off my slong?

...Wait...Terrible idea.

Ban him.

A voice of reason: I'd like to make an intelligent response. If you don't like Family Guy, you don't have to watch it. If you want to want to see Space Ghost reruns, you can buy the DVD and watch that while Family Guy is on. If you're going to argue that Family Guy shouldn't be shown since people can just buy the DVDs and watch them, then someone could argue that Space Ghost shouldn't be shown since people can just buy the DVD of that as well. Is that intelligent enough for you?

Aaaand the OP responds.

you shouldn't try to communicate with someone who isn't a pathetich troglodytic noodge.

Bonus Home Movies wank near the end!

ETA: The OP bashes Family Guy again in this much less wanky thread, but then ruins the relatively peaceful climate with:

just because i don't like it doesn't mean everyone who does is an idiot. they're idiots because everyone who likes it must have a low i.q.

11:58am: The Great Elijah Smoke Out!
Hobbsy is so concerned about Elijah Wood's smoking that she's started an LJ community to make him stop smoking. Elijah's fans are 'in revolt' about him smoking, so they have started The Great Elijah Smoke Out!

Sure. Elijah already knows about the health risks from smoking and hasn't stopped, but an LJ community that he's never even likely to hear about will stop him!!

12:02pm: Do you have to be able to pull 4856387563476 Naruto facts out of your ass to get in?
Insert your token 'omg first wank' disclaimer here. Rape me hard, baby.

A bit of background, first: chuunin is the general discussion group for the insanely popular anime series Naruto. It has your typical fangirling, bittorrent announcements, and omg i wub naruto yaoi!11` posts. Waaay back in August, aksarah makes a post about wanting to make a "NON YAOI" Naruto community. The spooge dripped from the ceiling.

A post was made to chuunin recently for a new group, _anbu_. The group advertises itself as an "elitist Naruto group." You'll never guess who one of the moderators of the group is.

( Choice excerpts from the rules here. )

And the crowd goes wild. Still a baby wank, but it already has your token anon in the post, the person who thinks it's ALL THEIR FAULT and makes a post with disabled comments saying so, a post in response to said 'omg its all my fault :-(' post, and an _anbu_ mod stepping in saying "It's someone ELSE. a LOT of someone else, that made us create this community," and a post complaining about all previous posts. And, as an added bonus, it's on in this thread, when accusations of favoritism get thrown about.

4:20pm: A New York Minute Wank
This is my first wank so yeah :P.

I was bored so I decided to read movie reviews and I came across the yahoo user movie review. Stumbling upon A New York Minute, the latest Olsen Twin installment of bad acting and why won't they die movies, I noticed quite a bit of wank.

The yahoo movie reviews aren't a message board but people kept on adding more reviews into the response of another. For an example...there is the class, "YOU ARE AN IDIOT FOR GIVING THIS MOVIE ABOVE A C!" then there is the response with, "If you don't like the Olsen Twins, don't see it!" then the perverted, "I gave visuals a C because the twins are hot." Then, there is the most wanky, "The Olsen twins are racist!" There are about at least 4 reviews in response to that topic alone.

I was bored until I read the reviews. Now, I think I ripped my spleen from laughing so hard.