Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

7:37am: Ickle HP Wank
Tiny almost-not-wank in the harryhermione community on LJ.

skkygirl descends upon harryhermione with the fury of 1000... soft fluffy kittens as she writes:

Lol
It's the funniest thing. Harry and Hermoine? Really be for real. Ron and Hermione is the ones who are liking each other. Harry is just Hermoine's friend. Look watch the 3rd movie and second one. See how hermione and ron are awkward to each other? Now look at the 4th and 5th books especially! Why else would they be jealous of one anothers dates in the 4th book? Even Harry knows that Ron likes her but he doesn't know how he feels just yet. But Hermione has noticed it. Here is an example. Remember when in the 4th book they were arguring in the common room and hermione said "next time there's a ball ask me first and not as a last resort" DUh! So you see. Now at least that a Hermione and Harry ship is not likely. It could happen if J.K Rowling wants it too. But she has been forshadowing a Hermione/Ron relationship since technicallly the first book. That's why they are so friggen mean to each other. Because they like each other. Even in the movies you can notice that. DUH!! Even emma, rupert, and daniel say it's gonna happen in interviews. So I must say. Read the books over and Watch the third movie...CLOSLEY! It's there.

In addition to the bone-deep stupidity involved in trolling a shipping community and referencing a movie that hasn't been released yet, there are a few gems in the comments.

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There's a lot more goodness to be had, including the OP's comment to "Everyone":

ohhh kay. Ummmm okay,,,,,how am I a troll? hmmm? And I've read all 5 books and thats the conclusion I've come to. Don't be mad at me. Okay. And you know you guys take this way too seriously. really. AND I read In an interview with J.k. Rowling (on mugglenet.com) that the answer to if Hermione likes Ron is in the 4th book.DUH! Oh and what does cannon mean? Is that british slang? Anyway, I've liked people before and we have argued why? Because we liked each other! And I'm not a great speller when I type because I type too fast so give me a break. Now I see you guys are serious about a H/Hr ship. Great. I admire your devotion. And yes I think that sometimes Harry and Hermione SEEM like they like each other. Sure. But maybe..just maybe it's because they care about eachother in a friend way. HA!!!

OKAY!

ETA:
A skkygirl defender gets lambasted by the community.

skkygirl comes back to wank on into oblivion.

12:54pm: Meanwhile, back in Bad RPer Land...
painttheskyblue rants in bad_rpers_suck that het only RPGs are bigoted!

With the classic quote: I'm sorry but to me that's the fictional equivilant of people in the real world trying to "reprogram" homosexuals.

And this thread had to be highlighted:

Um, aren't het only games the exact same thing as yaoi only games?

Edit: The OP has paid us a visit.

1:48pm: I don't sit around and talk about things I make them happen
OK, I suck at this, but...

Stalker! http://www.livejournal.com/community/dominic_daily/81864.html?nc=4

4:18pm: Wank alert on uk.media.tv.angel!
Google groups link here or if you want to see the newest developments (cos it's still growing, folks) point your newsreader at the "New Whedon series?" thread.

It all starts out innocently enough with a vague rumour of a new series. Then kim turns up and more or less immediately starts wanking. Firefly characterisation is argued about, in a mostly civilised way at first, but then "Nathan Fillion's firmly sculpted bee-hind" (thanks Mattia!) is brought up, prompting the comment that jump-starts the whole of the rest of this thing:

kim: This is an american network show, not dutch. Homo-erotic nudity may be acceptable for european audiences but they are certainly not in the USA.

This prompts the question "So you class any male nudity as homo-erotic? Doesn't that presume that none of the audience is female?"

We then have kim replying:
Just because men like to look at naked women there is no reason why women would want to look at naked men and It became fashionable in the USA a few years ago for women to pretend to like looking at naked men and what Americans do everyone else is eventually forced to follow suit. Most sane, sober women (ie: not drunk at a hen party) find the sight of naked men extremely repulsive whether they admit it or not.
Note: kim is male

Naturally, this sparks some "Wuh?" reactions and assertions from female members of the newsgroup that they do indeed like looking at nekkid men, thankyouverymuch. Kim continues wanking. And says that women are only attracted to babies and "have no sex drive as such." Really, it all just gets better from there. Not only does he manage to repeatedly contradict himself on various points, he gets heartily mocked in the process. But still he Just. Won't. Stop.

Additional wankage from kim here on uk.media.tv.buffy-v-slayer in the thread "any mention in BtVS why slayers only females?" where he goes on about Joss Whedon being a "mysogenist" and having a mother complex... Not as good as the first, but still some definite spooge there.

Note interior cross-referencing between the two :)

Edit: My stealth interweb badgers, while taking a break from deleting porn, have discovered something about kim.

7:51pm: Tip of the Iceberg Wank
My first, so it might not seem very wanky.

In the grand game of Final Fantasy Online, I am in a linkshell named "OZCorps". Normally, this is merely a large linkshell of friends and good feelings.

Then, the great LS drama of OZCorps explodes.

Sadly, I cannot convey most of the wank to you as it takes place in FFXI, and therefore uncopyable. However, this forum is the group's main forum.

Firstly is the deathmatch between linkshells Fury and OZCorps, as illustrated by the above forum post. There was some bad drama, GM calls, general flinging of obscene language and a few questionable gestures, illegal programs and hacking. All this left the linkshell with a faintly bad taste and a general consensus of "what the fuck just happened?" All anyone knew about what happened is that it was "bad" and therefore the two LS now hate each other, although they're not sure why and the confusion has caused yet more drama that sprang up in the post.

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8:43pm: More cobain_x_mortis wank.

someone tell me this is a joke.

Please?

Unless they're doing it for the tax exempt status. That might be almost okay.

And. Does this make her a fandom, now? Or should it be moved over to otf_wank?

Edited to link to the user info page which more clearly defines my point.