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3:17am: The things you find while looking for something else
I was looking for some Baralai screenshots for yet more icons(I was looking for screenshots to the scene when the three young men meet in the Bevelle Underground), and I find this.

It all starts out with a survey asking which of the three Crimson Squad candidates do you like the best? It starts out promising as Barlai gets a couple votes. I loved that third comment! HA! Course it also got me to picture Baralai flinging poo. Anyway, most people go with Gippal, and the majority talk about how much they hate Nooj. But, as you can see, the statement "Nooj is gay" is thrown around, and the people who throw it around can't seem to type very well. Misao is offended by both of these things. Then, Lu Bu and Zhao_Yun do a little circle jerk. After that, it ends at page two after a mod steps in.

Short, but sweet or whatever spooje tastes like.

1:34pm: More IMDb!wank. MY FAITH IZ PASTEDE ON YAY
I'm new. Please, no flogging.

So the new Mandy Moore movie, Saved!, is about a teenager who gets pregnant and the students at her school who try to reform her.

It's not even out yet, but ho boy. We've got atheist vs. Christian!wank, evolution!wank, and a small bit of Hitler!wank.

I can't link, so: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0332375/board/nest/6877547

It all starts when Dart-H Hobbit complains that Christians are being wrongly portrayed. npinski_007 fires back with some of that "Christians are stupid and so we should laugh at them" logic, causing four posters to tell him he's wrong, as well as an ATHF reference. whitey_5600 says evolution is false, causing MAJOR wank to ensue in the form of scholarly diatribes proving evolution. Somewhere along the way, wank also delves off into proving the existence or nonexistence of God (leading to "ATHEISTS R DUMHEDS" "OMNEG THEY ARE NOT (oh my nonexistent god)" and "HITLER WUZ ATHEIST" and "U R SO DUM HE WAS XTIAN" and "OH NO YOU DI-INT"). Gandhi makes a cameo.

AND THEN! Oh no, the wank isn't done. After three million posts debating God, someone brings up sex and tells npinski_007 that waiting until marriage to have sex isn't just a Christian thing. And then, we get condom!wank, STD!wank, AND child!wank.

Someone tries to get things back on topic and says the movie is just making fun of overzealous Christians, so it'll be funny. Everyone storms this and posts long, incoherent drabble about Lutherans and Mandy Moore. mws01b begins to preach like a missionary about loving everyone, and then the whole thing goes back to "RELIGION SUX" and "OMFG U R SO DUM UR ARGUMENT IZ PASTEDE ON YAY."

Dissing religion invariably descends into the gay marriage, abortion, and priest marriage debate.

And it still goes on. And on. AND ON. It's a wank buffet. Truly beautiful.

8:58pm: Even pandas need hugs sometimes.
Previous post moved here kthx.

hugsnkisses writes a post about conduct on well known community journal fandom_wank. People seem appreciative of this until rivier comes along.

She questions one of the guidelines set down and references a "nasty personal vendetta" as proof that the moderating on FW is subpar, despite the non-active modding role having been explained in the original post.

Various people attempt to reason with her, whilst others just point, laugh and ramble about pandas.

Wank ongoing, so just dive right in.

(psst: viking porn!!!)

And yes, this should go in i_wank. And no, it's not going to.