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23rd May 2004

1:48am: Sparcck vs MsA
Piccalo makes a post about a tiny mention in a wank.

MsA and Piccalo wank on the wank.

Which turns into calling Dom a fairy.

MsA - Dom's wearing a girls' t-shirt in that new set of pics. And he's started carrying a purse. Not just a man bag, but a purse.

There's metrosexual and then there's one step away from drag queen. Our baby boy is a Princess.


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Piccalo makes a post about a tiny mention <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/piccalo/983167.html">in a wank.</a>

<a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/piccalo/983167.html?thread=5346943#t5346943">MsA and Piccalo wank on the wank.</a>

Which turns into calling Dom a fairy.

MsA - <i>Dom's wearing a girls' t-shirt in that new set of pics. And he's started carrying a purse. Not just a man bag, but a purse.

There's metrosexual and then there's one step away from drag queen. Our baby boy is a Princess.</i>

<a href="<a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/sparcck/">Sparcck</a> steps in <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/piccalo/983167.html?thread=5361023#t5361023">about stereotypes.</a>

Sparcck and MsA duke it out and when Sparcck ask to take it else where publicly, MsA declines.

Sparcck <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/sparcck/189515.html?nc=44">brings it to her journal</a> for proper debate. Bringing the smack down. Other follow in civil smackdown.

Also stuff <a href="http://www.journalfen.net/community/dl_anon/228403.html">here</a> on <a href="http://www.journalfen.net/community/dl_anon"> DLA </a> by <lj user="esorlehcar"> . :D

<b>ETA</b>, pointed out: <lj user="cesare"> also makes a very <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/almostnever/177794.html">good post here</a>.

<b>ETA</b>: Since Pic has since locked the post, lovely <lj user="esorlehcar"> has <a href="http://www.squidge.org/hcl/moreasshattedstereotypes.html">it saved here</a> for your wanky pleasure.
2:48am: It's Fuzzy Eyebrows. Not Dog Brow
Um. Hi. First posting of wank. I think this qualifies. If not, I apologise.

More Chuunin wank.

Someone posts lines from a current volume of the Viz translated Naruto and...

We all hate Viz now.

So far, it's rather small and little more than they spewing forth venom over how this is so horrible and Viz sucks, etc, etc.
Current Mood: energetic
1:51pm: I believe that you are a B/A shipper as much as I believe George Bush won the presidential election.
We all remember the Ducks board, right? Rabid Buffy/Angel shippers, rabid Spike haters, utterly convinced that Buffy was going to turn up in the Angel finale and the two of them were going to walk off into the sunset together?

Obviously, in light of "Not Fade Away", there's some stellar wank to be had.

Sorry this is long, but there's gold here:

From the first page.... )

Page two... )

On the third page, things start to get interesting.... )

And, on page four, the good stuff appears. )

On page five.... )

And finally, page six. )

And yes, before anyone says it, I do have too much time on my hands.

Thanks to [info]jwaneeta for the link.
Current Mood: annoyed
3:53pm: Enterprise Wank: The Bring Back Kirk Generation
Star Trek: Enterprise, the newest and most loathed child of the Trekdom, has been battling against cancelation practically since the day it was born. Just a few days ago it ditched death one more year and it's producers (the Infamous Bergan and Braga --B&B for short) are now preparing for year 5, quite possibly Enterprise's last.

Their sekkrit weapon? A cameo by Shatner, aka, KIRK, quite possibly as Kirk himself... or as his grandfather... or as a Orion slave pimp lord... or Eval!Mirror Kirk.... But maybe as just plain old Kirk, Trek-continuity be damned.

Alas, Trek fans, as the fickle little devils they are, have begun to speculate on how BB should bring back our dearly deceased Kirk, last seen under a mountain of rubble in Generations and if he should bring him back at all. Here and here

Much "OMG it's gonna suck -- no its not--- I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU ALL" ensures.

And while THAT'S going on, a guy called Scorned has a meldown and battles it out against his friend Spacebeluga for the love of a woman Kirk!

Feel free to hum the theme to Amok Time, trekfans... )
Current Mood: *sporfle!*
11:46pm: I wonder when they are going to realize it wasn't meant to be an Oscar winning film....
Ah, The House of 1000 Wanks Corpses......you either hated the movie, or you loved it and bore the brunt of people condemning you for liking the movie. Over at IMDB, one of the self-righteous, self-appointed movie critics decides to tell all of us who liked the movie just how pitiful we are. And even provides a checklist:
1. Nobody that enjoyed this film ever attended college.
2. Nobody that enjoyed this film ever scored four digits on the SAT.
3. Nobody who liked this film has ever had sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.
4. Nobody that enjoyed this film was popular in high school.
5. Most people that liked this film continue to live with their parents.
6. Fans of this film pleasure themselves at least 12 times a day.


In runs the fans of the movie to defend themselves. Its not a large wank, but its an enduring one (its been going for over a month).
Current Mood: Amazed
11:48pm: The Giant Vagina compells you...
Stargate Wank...

This one is a natural for wank, given that the premise of the show is people travelling through space via a Giant Vagina and it's Big Long Tunnel that leads to paradise. Our Stargate originated with the Save Daniel Jackson people. They bravely spammed a TV network to get back their favourite character, and dammitfuckery they actually won. (nothing against them especially, but we're supposed to be OPPRESSED by the networks! stop winning, you heartless bastards!)


The best individual wank is a conspiracy theory, in the helpfully titles thread Conspiracy Theory 102. The beloved St Daniel is not the centre of every episode, y'see, and thus Something Must Be Happening at High Levels:


Another poster in another thread mentioned that she had heard instances on other shows (I may not have all the details right here, but I think I got the gist) whereby a character has become more popular than they expected and potentially more popular than the lead and certain things had been done to lessen the actors popularity.

OMG NOOOOO! CHANGE BAD! IT A SEKRIT CONSPIRERCI AGENST UZ!!! )


Other highlights include a claim that the character was so good Disney stole him and and some random whining about helicopters...
Current Mood: jealous
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