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5:22am: When fanteenies attack!!
This is . . . oh wow. And it's a mailing list on yahoogroups, but the membership is open for those of stout enough heart to brave the depths of wank. Relevant posts and explanations are behind the cut.

( Wank Drop City )

ETA: Annnnd . . . she's still on the list! Demanding to know why I'm making fun of her, heh.

10:16am: The great canon Sue/Stu debate
Personally, I think Sueishness is in the eye of the beholder. But whatever.

1:20pm: Just your standard Sue-wank...
Duckyblues reports an Inuyasha Sue.

Several people turn up to whine *cough* I mean, inform the OP that the story is not a Mary Sue.

OP wanks back, somewhat incoherently.

Eventually, the author shows up.

Most frightening of all, all the anonymous posters in this one are being calm and rational.

3:05pm: Potter Wank! Yay!!
Harry and Ron Normally a quiet little community, but not today.

Even though hedwig_the_owl hasn't seen Prisoner of Azkaban she's flaming flipping mad. Why you ask? Because apparently Ron is goofy and never gets to display his intellegence, while Hermione is the smart one and she gets all the good lines. And that's soooo not canon.

So sign her petition and save PoA! Or whatever. (Because JK Rowling totally has nothing to do with how the scripts are written and she so didn't okay this supposed depatrure from canon or whatever.)

6:06pm: Musical wank, hooray!
So. Melanie B of Spice Girls fame has joined the Broadway cast of the show RENT.
A Mel B fan who'd already made a name for himself in the community was very happy she won a broadway.com Tony and couldn't resist sharing with the community.

He was told to "grow up" and that the Spice Girls are crap.

OMG the drama continues. Now he's a baby and a pussy!

Of course, he had to have his say. This time with comments enabled.
Which brings us to the ultimate post.This one apparently will be deleted in 24 hours. Includes name-calling and pleas to make love, not war.