: Just to Prove We're Not Completely Biased....
Here's some quality Anti-het wank. Specifically a clique dedicated to (what else?) hating het. And of course, like anything vehemently anti-, it's chock full of wanky goodness.
All for Deviant_Love. See? We mock all wankers no matter what their porn preferences!
The highlights from the About page:
Okay, first of all, before I get killed, I am not against heterosexual fan work! This entire site is supposed to be an ironic statement about the idiocy of anti-slash.
Translation: "I'm going to bash hetsex because two meeeeeeeen websites pissed me off, but I don't actually hate it. I'm just doing this to stick it to anti-slashers and get them pissed off. Duzn't tht make m3 sooooo klevah!!??"
But there are tonnes of people who hate its opposite, slash, which is the same but homosexual. And this site is just to ridicule it. People can hate male/male or female/female fan work, so I can hate male/female, right? Damn right. Again, I'm not saying there is anything wrong with het fan fiction/art. I will even admit to reading or looking at it now and then when I'm bored...
Translation: "I can bash het that I don't actually hate because everyone else hates slash! And you can't say anything because my open mind pwns you!"
A highlight from the Why Do You Hate Het? page:
"I used to be one of those kiddies who LOATHED slash. Something about it intimidated me. But, one day, one awesome day, I read it and have been in love with it since that day. Now it's kind of vice-versa; het makes me squirmish. The writers tend to Mary Sue and fluff and the fics tend to suck. Slash is the opposite, you know? And slash has more of an appeal to me. Reading about guys having sex seems more intimate, more true, even though it's fictional"
Because, as we all know, there is no crap yaoi fic out there, all hetfic sucks, and gay love is so much purer thanickystraight het love.
I also find it terribly ironic that the title page lists "an open mind" as one of the requirements. For a hate clicque.
Stop being a slash fan. You're making slash fans look stupid.
ETA:Problem solved. You can all go home now. As a parody of over-zealous slashers, this is extremely funny.
Here's some quality Anti-het wank. Specifically a clique dedicated to (what else?) hating het. And of course, like anything vehemently anti-, it's chock full of wanky goodness.
All for Deviant_Love. See? We mock all wankers no matter what their porn preferences!
The highlights from the About page:
Okay, first of all, before I get killed, I am not against heterosexual fan work! This entire site is supposed to be an ironic statement about the idiocy of anti-slash.
Translation: "I'm going to bash hetsex because two meeeeeeeen websites pissed me off, but I don't actually hate it. I'm just doing this to stick it to anti-slashers and get them pissed off. Duzn't tht make m3 sooooo klevah!!??"
But there are tonnes of people who hate its opposite, slash, which is the same but homosexual. And this site is just to ridicule it. People can hate male/male or female/female fan work, so I can hate male/female, right? Damn right. Again, I'm not saying there is anything wrong with het fan fiction/art. I will even admit to reading or looking at it now and then when I'm bored...
Translation: "I can bash het that I don't actually hate because everyone else hates slash! And you can't say anything because my open mind pwns you!"
A highlight from the Why Do You Hate Het? page:
"I used to be one of those kiddies who LOATHED slash. Something about it intimidated me. But, one day, one awesome day, I read it and have been in love with it since that day. Now it's kind of vice-versa; het makes me squirmish. The writers tend to Mary Sue and fluff and the fics tend to suck. Slash is the opposite, you know? And slash has more of an appeal to me. Reading about guys having sex seems more intimate, more true, even though it's fictional"
Because, as we all know, there is no crap yaoi fic out there, all hetfic sucks, and gay love is so much purer than
I also find it terribly ironic that the title page lists "an open mind" as one of the requirements. For a hate clicque.
Stop being a slash fan. You're making slash fans look stupid.
ETA:Problem solved. You can all go home now. As a parody of over-zealous slashers, this is extremely funny.
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