Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

12:51am: Gaia now has a Harry Potter forum.

Now we just need Cassie Claire, some head pasting, and RPS, and this has the potential to be the wankiest thing ever.

8:16am: The "MS Sue author gets pissy in Deleterius" wank, version 2.0
She whines, she threatens, she yells: hell hat no fury like Mary Sue Author scorned!

Bitch, please.

3:13pm: The Wicked Wank of the West
Over on the wicked_musical group, things get a mite heated in a discussion of one of the Broadway cast members.

The OP makes a post entitled Idina Menzel: The Wicked Bitch of Broadway?

And the crowd goes wild. Some highlights:

No, Kristin Chenoweth's the one who's nasty! Southern Baptists are TEH EVOL OMG!!!1

When I said she was a bitch, I didn't mean a BITCH bitch!

She's not bad, she's just drawn that way!

What if you threw a stalker party and the stalkee didn't come?

3:36pm: Even more Amy Player/Victoria Bitter/Jordon Wood
I usually just lurk, but ran across this at Metafilter today, a (for those of you who haven't seen it) very varied website with around 17,000 members dealing with anything and everything (think of a higher-class version of Fark) and now, apparently, the entire Amy Player/Victoria Bitter/Jordon Wood broo-ha-ha. Not so many comments yet (many seem confused by the entire thing, understandably), but should be interesting to see what the responses are going to be.....

6:36pm: we put the "lash" in "popslash"
marej asks who in lj you can't stand, and then makes it more fun by allowing anonymous comments. And all of popslash promptly loses its collective shit. Plus, somebody uses the word "disingenuous" in the VERY FIRST COMMENT! That's got to be some kind of record.

"Damn you for having so much disposable income, you fucking fat fake-bisexual bitch!!"

Also, from the opposition: "I don't allow mean anonymous comments, so your love will be forced to have a NAME! Quick, everybody show how above it all you are!!"

For the record, I commented in both. *g*

ETA: A collection of post-kerfuckle fallout. God, I love how EVERYBODY in this fandom feels the need to weigh in, even if they weren't mentioned or didn't take part! We're like the fuckin' Neighbourhood Watch, except we don't protect anybody!

7:05pm: Potter wank (again...)
Apparently my fandom is now wanking about theories on how James snagged Lily. There is much dissent.

ETA: I don't think the first essay is wanky; it does provide the context, though. Sorry for confusion.

ETA II: Second and third links fixed. No clue how THAT cock-up happened, as I'd never BEEN to one of the pages originally linked... *insert first timer joke here*