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9:53am: the get_fuzzy community discusses the crediting of icons...
You know, I am not trying to start a fight or nothing, but don't you guys think this crediting thing is going a bit far? Do you realize that you are creating icons off a comic strip that was not drawn by you and that is copywrited?

Usual fare in icon wank I suppose, but entertaining. And it's all fun and games until someone cries PLAGERISM!

ETA: This is what seems to have prompted the post. Wank begets wank begets wank...

3:37pm: as a wanka, I resent that.
I was hesitant at first to post this to FW simply because the community's already been linked to so much here; but this thread over on fanfic_hate is too good to pass by.

Anonymous posts about how cruel it is that all the (other) anonymous people are dissing poor innocent writers who are devoting themselves to producing fanfic when they could be out robbing banks and raping babies:

As writers we take time and effort doing something we love, for no monetary gain. We could be out holding up banks, abusing children, committing mass murder or some other completely heinous crime, but We're not that evil.

Although according to many of the posts here, many authors rank somewhere up there with those kinds of criminals.

And the wank flows.

Wah, you meanies don't understand what a personal experience writing my necrophiliac RPS cannibalism fics are!

This fat chick I know has a better sense of humor than you do!

Stop using big words mocking my educashun!

Oh, come on! It's not a wank, it's a public service!

And the mod responds: Don't let the door hit you in your broad mind on the way out!

Oh, believe me, I have no intention of staying here a second longer (except to reply to all these people who keep replying to me.)

The inevitable, Wait a tic--how do we know you're not graceskies?

And of course, the inevitable invocation of Snacky's Law! (though how it applies in this case is beyond me. "You're just like all those mean girls I knew in prison before I redeemed myself through writing fanfic!"

All Wank, All Anonymous!!! Grab your popcorn and bring the whole family!

4:12pm: Nickelback, please learn some new songs. Kthxbi
It looks like someone with a lot of time on their hands has figured out that the band Nickelback keeps recording the same song over and over again [WARNING: Um, well, links to horrible Nickelback songs being played. Not Ear Safe?]:

Nickelback, you lazy, talentless bunch of wankers. What, did you think nobody would notice that you're recycling your hideous dirge and selling it all over again to your deluded fan base? You bastards, you're taking advantage of those tone deaf MTV brainwashed twats who are too thick to notice you're releasing songs that are EXACTLY THE SAME as ones you recorded earlier. And here's the proof, people. Listen to their first godawful hit, played through the left speaker. At the same time, an equally shite single (released two years later) will be played through the right speaker. Can you spot the difference?

The wank splooges forth here

Nickelback vs. AC/DC? You gotta be kidding me. Bon Scott alone could kick Nickelback's ass and he's DEAD.

10:55pm: Xanderzone is so wanky
...it wanks on stuff that has nothing to do with BTVS. I know I just posted yesterday, but this is too amusing to pass up.

Someone wrote a BTVS/Xmen crossover using that dead-and-buried-and-already-a-fricking-skeleton-horse that is the Halloween episode from S2. It was good. Xander got turned into Magneto for Halloween and got his memories and his powers (since the costume gave him that Xgene and it didn't go away after Halloween). Then they wrote a sequel. And thus started the wank...

Highlights (as it's yahoogroups):
( I think Magneto!Xander is kinda right...kinda.  )
( Magneto!Xander makes sense to be that way...for reason's they don't explain. )
( You just don't understand Xavier's DREAM!!!1! )
( I agree with you, oh God of the Almighty List )
( Feel the backhandedinsult/seepeopleagreewithME )
( No clue WHO he's agreeing with, or what he means...and the first mention of Hitler )