Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

12:00am: And now for something completely different...
Yes, even lowly juice-channeled, real birch cutting boards can garner fans and inspire pseudo wank at Amazon.com's Review Boards

2:30am: I knew it was going to end up being wanky, but I clicked anyway. IMDB's King Arthur board in the thread entitled "Warrior Queen? This movie is going to suck...". It gets good right about the time Digital_Junkie brings up the term 'feminazi' and argues that it's just not worth it to cheer for a female main hero.

Some highlights include a cheeky apology for all misogyny ever, an argument over Pict versus Saxon, someone demanding that Keira Knightley just get naked, and, of course, a "discussion" over whether or not the correct word is 'heros' or 'heroes' (said discussion includes the words 'fucktard' and 'shitstick').

4:11am: Dude,its just a game!
Over at the Sunnydale Socks RPG Angel Buffy and Charmed fans get to watch the action play out when the three storylines combine and the characters interact. Its fun and interesting and im a big fan. But the mixed blessing of this rpg is that non players can comment on entries, and sometimes the players reply in character

It starts when Buffybot_Slayer

breaks the rule of interaction, you can comment on the action, but you can not right your self into the story,for example by saying that you'll help them fight a battle(i know this from experience, before i knew the rule i said i was gonna help them in the finale battle*

The wank is here:

OMG DONT INTEFERE !!!111

Various nonplayers tell her to shut up, Spike's player comments in character and threatens to ban her, and finally the great Cordelia Chase AKA Queen Bitch lays the smackdown out of character.



This is my first wank, please be gentle
*give heathen offering and kicks a puppy*

7:21pm: Thunder-Wank is go!
The "Thunderbirds" movie's not even out yet, but S.I.G. for wank:

From movie-source.com

Kim: Damn you, filthy americans! Especially Jonathan Frakes! How dare you make a movie directed at kids based on a show that was directed at kids?!

Zarius: "the veichles look like giant condoms"

Michael: I want marionettes with strings you can see from a mile away, not real people!

On IMDB:

j-kyffin: What no bad language,well you know I feel sorry that everything these days has to contain foul abusive language,gay or lesbian scenes and you know there are now a growing number of people who are absolutely sick of it,like the endless popups,and spam I get.

burrobaggy: Yeah, it is the kind of trailer that makes you want to see a four-hour subtitled Turkish film about goatherding instead. I hate to say it, but even Catwoman doesn't look this bad, and that's going some.

[ED: This is the sound of the lonely goatherd. Lay-ee Yo-de-lay-ee Yo-de-lay-ee-HOOO! Damn you, burrobaggy!!!]