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2:20am: I'm leaving f_w. Forevah.
Seriously, guys, I can't take the unfunny infighting, backstabbing, and all-around bitching anymore. I thought it was a phase that would pass, but it's just gotten progressively worse.

When I first came to fandom_wank last summer, it was pure heaven. We all had WONDERFUL lesbian sex got along perfectly, never argued with one another, and made extremely witty sometimes and cutting remarks towards our targets. We were truly the leading edge of Internet humor.

Recently, though, I find that the quality of wank has been slipping because it doesn't entertain me, dammit! And I don't give a shit if everyone else is having fun, I AM BIGGER THAN FANDOM_WANK and therefore, it should be all about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!, and so has the humor. Unfortunately, I fully and honestly believe that it's due to the new members that have joined in the past few months because, as we all know, n00bs are the root of all evil.

Therefore, I am forced to hang up my wanka hat, unless one condition is met:

All accounts that have joined after me are erased from the database and their IPs banned. No more accounts are allowed onto Journalfen, EVAH. Because, of course, stasis is the key to a thriving web community.

However, since I don't think that this is going to be met, ever, I'd like to say goodbye and write angsty H/D where Gryffindor represents teh eval lesbain hivevagina that is fandom_wank (those eval bitches) and Slytherin is good and pure. You know how to contact me if you want to talk about how much of a drama queen I'm being.

Pay attention to me, dammit!

10:01am: The latest wank from the Yaoi comm in LJ!
Not as wanky as it can potentially be. Damn it.

Is yaoi all about hating the third-wheel bitch?! (Rinoa bashing, some lime)

12:02pm: "Either get some talent or STOP MAKING MUSIC."
Over on LJ, my friend kragey makes a rather ranty post, with no real specifics about who she's speaking to or why. Unfortunately, this coincides with her linking to her journal on a Tori Amos message board (I'm not sure which, I'm afraid), where she has recently let them know about some covers she's done for a planned tribute album.

Sadly, they were not impressed by said covers. And really, really feel the need to make that clear.

Her uberwanky friend akurah joins the melee in several places, as do a few less-wanky friends, but that only further angers the anons. There is some random foonay to lighten things up here and there, but it's mostly soopah Tori wank.

The music's here - haven't taken a listen yet myself, as downloading anything can be a pain in the butt on my computer, so I'm keeping myself out of i_wank and staying neutral on this one. Except, of course, to post it here >;D

2:03pm: You call us passive aggressive? You ain't seen nothin yet!
Smallville is up at fanfic_hate.

Forecasters call for 100% chance of attempting-to-rain-on-the-parade-of-anonymous-revellers by spooge-spouting BNFs.