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12:35pm: Fark HP Wank. Again.
In response to JKR releasing the title of Book 6, someone posted a link to an article about it on Fark. Wank ensues. Again.

God, they are getting so good at this!

They even brought in graphics for the slash this time!

Fark!HP wank is the most delicious ever.

2:29pm: Death Note's First Wank
There's some classic yaoi wank going down in the tiny fandom of Death Note. It's a manga involving a psycho main character, Raito, with a Notebook of Death who wants to cleanse the Earth of criminals. Also, a super smart teenage investigator, L, who attends school with Raito while attempting to gather enough evidence to arrest him. (Are you sensing where the slash is coming from?) That's a really terrible summery so just go read it.

OP: What's up with all the yaoi! AREN'T ANY OF YOU REAL FANS! And I am not a lesbian!
Others: RIGHT ON!
More Others: Plz be rational, people.
Even More Others: STEP OFF, BITCH!

The OP has isn't commenting so it's small but still mildly amusing. Btw, the main reason I'm posting this is because I want everyone to read DN because it's the shit.

3:48pm: Poké-Wank makes Baby Giovanni cry
Once upon a time, there was a site called Serebii. And it was a cute site, with screenshots of Pokémon episodes and some game guides, and the people came.

Serebii Joe, the webmaster, openly got his episodes from a channel called #free_pokemon, and advertised the channel on his site.

Then Archaic of Bulbagarden decided he would provide recent episodes to download.

And the wank flew. (yes, I know this particular incident has already been wanked, but I couldn't find the link)

By this time, Serebii had already gotten a reputation as a control freak and somewhat of a dictator for other things...and that's where this wank comes in.

"Tell us what you think!" he posts on his boards.

It starts off ok, as people say various things. Then a dark shadow starts creeping up...

1. Some suggestions for the boards are made, and Joe replies with
Talking about Site not forums ¬¬

Yeesh

2. Someone else suggests multiple layouts. "Multiple Layouts are a virtual impossibility and wont happen" (despite the fact that other sites don't seem to have any trouble with this...)

3. The issue of security loopholes was brought up, and "It is also impossible to totally stop these things such as loopholes", sayth Serebii. (translation--he's not going to do it)

4. Argy and Foxy_Ninetails offer some suggestions and Serebii shoots them *ALL* down (with an added slice at Bulbagarden)

5.Manectricity Overlord: "Like some one else said earlier, the site needs more personality. Its extreamly useful for information and its the bets site for pokemon info but its like an encyclopedia. Im not sure how exactly you could change this, but hey Im just giving the idea, you got to do the planning :-P."

Serebii: "I officially say Bah"

6. Serebii reminds people Remember people. SITE NOT FORUMS, and For lords sake...i said site not forums. He does this *SEVERAL TIMES*



And then we reach Page Ten. ( Cut because so many of you complained...seriously, the post isn't *that* long... )


Bitchy much? He kinda reminds me of a dork version of the Queen of Hearts. "Next person out of line...OOOOOOOFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"

And that's really as far as it is now, but I'll be keeping my eye on it.

8:42pm: Here we go again!
Poor VNV Nation Empires. Every once in awhile it'll get someone who is so...uhm...insane that, well, people can't help but respond.

Enter Late Silvara. He/she somehow thinks that people on the list are "screwing" him/her. But, first, I'll show you the beginning of this. I bet it's "Red Garret" again.

( Silvara's first post )

( Uh...what? )