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2nd July 2004

1:31pm: mus_00 pointed this out to me, I just have to post it. I can smell wank coming...

Someone asks if Elijah has a girlfriend in the Elijah Wood board on IMDB.

Somehow it leads to talk about Debbie Harry being a pedophile? And possibly Nicole Kidman? And Dom dating a reporter? Then, well this;

Re: Is he dating someone ?
by - ThoseDarnNoodles 6 days ago (Fri Jun 25 17:31:37)
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Isn't he dating Franka Potente?

Re: Is he dating someone ?
by - jsolinas 5 days ago (Sun Jun 27 01:22:58)
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He broke up with Franka about two years ago, so it's hideously old.

Re: Is he dating someone ?
by - ThoseDarnNoodles 5 days ago (Sun Jun 27 05:30:45)
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oh. sorry. i didn't know that (obviously). i'm not a really big elijah fan, so i don't regularly follow his career/personal life/whatever....good. he finally realised that he don't need a beard. there are a lot of leatherpantslovers in Hollywood besides him.

Re: Is he dating someone ?
by - perkyvolleygurl6 3 days ago (Mon Jun 28 15:54:30)
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I think a man with facial hair is sexy, and thats exactly what Mr. Wood is... Sexy and definatly an all around, american man!!!


LOL Hmm they obviously didn't understand the statement. Some people begin speaking in french and confuse the thread, but then something interesting! An article from the Toronto Star!

Elijah Wood in love, expecting baby )

Upon visiting thestar.com and searching for this article, it came up with nothing. The site has a 14 day site search, so if this was in fact real it would have popped up. Besides, the sheer ridiculousness is enough.

This article was also posted on elijahwood here.
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