Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

3:59pm: u bast#rd: CSI wank.
The Powers That Be have fired Jorja Fox and George Eads (Sara and Nick, respectively) from the show CSI.

How do some fans react? By signing this petition. Evidently at one point in the comments, someone starts spreading the rumour that George was fired because he'd been caught having sex with a man in his trailer.

( Highlights anyone? )</>

8:25pm: Hobbits Gone Wrong
If any of you live in Portland Oregon, you may have heard of Willamette Week. For those of you outside said area, WW is a free semi-off-kilter paper distributed on the streets of Portland and the surrounding area.

This week's headline?

Hobbits Gone Wrong.

That's right, our darling of the Wank Circuit has hit the big time.

EDIT--Sorry, I had no idea this was posted before. I *checked*, I swear I did!