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12:15am: OMG U Plajerized me! - Fanfiction Wank
Starza posts a Yami no Matsuei (Descendants of Darkness) fic over at Yamifics on livejournal. It's a common fanfic theme - darkness hiding behind a sunny exterior - but dealing with common themes is perfectly valid within fiction, right?

Not according to Catesith18 and Honooko! They are dedicated to stamping out fics that present dark!Tsuzuki because that's ripping off of other fics that present dark~Tsuzuki and that is wrong!

( OMG You both used 'a' and 'the' and 'you'!!! )

3:09pm: Wank in the making in GAFF
And the thread about "Character Mangling in Fanfiction" was okay, with people agreeing and disagreeing and expressing it in a civil manner...

Until Pm Flores arrives.

And the splooge starts to flow

Small, very small, but could become a complete catfight from one moment to another...

7:37pm: Cosplay and cutting, they're like peanut butter and chocolate in a way
At Cosplay.com, lemoned wants to know why there are such restrictive rules about cutting and cosplay at Ani-Magic.

I'm not trying to start any drama.. ( Read more... )

People talk about it. The pro-cutters seem to feel that it's their right to show up and have open wounds along with their costumes. Because it's discrimination and against their rights, despite the con's right to refuse entry to anyone.

Sadly the thread's been closed, but dig the wanky response from the board mod at the very end.

It really gets fun when the Anime Jump! forum starts a-mockin'.

What's astonishing are these drama queens demanding the right to spray their infected-with-God-knows-what bodily fluids all over their fellow con attendees. Is it discrimination? Yes, I believe we SHOULD discriminate against getting bled on by strangers.

Now, more than ever, I believe mental health professionals should visit anime cons, to get a look at their future patients.

8:46pm: Spider....baby?
http://www.aintitcoolnews.com/display.cgi?id=17965

In a brief interview with Kirsten Dunst she says that she has no plans to be in a fourth or fifth Spider-Man movie and muses on the idea of killing off Spider-Man and having Mary Jane carry his 'spider' baby.

I'm not making this up.

Naturally this explodes in wank in the comments, everything from 'Dunst sucks' to 'kids today don't read comics'.

I think I'll let PA's Gabe speak for me on this one....