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30th July 2004

12:09am: slash sux! so sez msallegro
It's been awhile, but there's finally some MsA wank worthy of FW.

In which MsA rates slash and slash writers who aren't her, and finds them grossly wanting.

That's right, MsA has a few complaints to make about the amateur fiction written by hobbyists and made available for free online: seems a lot of it just isn't that good, shockingly enough! Watch as she expounds upon the failings of badfic as though 1, she's the first person to notice this and 2, her remarks apply to ALL slash, because it all sucks, especially that pretentious crap that isn't hardcore NC-17.

Some of her best generalizations:

I stumbled on slash thinking I had finally found My People only to find that they weren't, in fact, a damned thing like me at all. They were just little girls who wanted to write about men acting like themselves because actual adult gay men scare the shit out of them.


Read more... )


Extra points for her description of a LotR epic, widely known for scenes in which Merry and Pippin sobbingly declare their love for each other, as "a brilliant story... and one in which the characters behave realistically and honestly." And for her implication that the only reason her clearly superior slash was not worshipped was because everyone in fandom was too stupid and inexperienced to appreciate it.

Other contradictions abound, too many to adequately sum up... go check it out!
10:14am: I actually don't think this is wanky at all
But I think it provides a little more information on why Harry Potter fans are so completely fucked up, yo.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/no_remorse/51472.html
Current Mood: Poetic
12:08pm: My Ship Has Artistic Subtlety
All this [info]dierondie wank has introduced me to parts of the HP fandom that I never knew existed, virgin territories with unexploited wank.

From the self-aggrandizing fannish absurdities file, I present to you the Artistic Subtlelty, The Key to See H/Hr thread at Portkey.org. In which a lot of Harry/Hermione shippers talk about how they are true artistes.

Highlights )
12:20pm: The smell of axe grinDing in the morning
As an adjunct to the [info]dierondie wank there is a msyterious group called [info]operatives_r_us!

Who are these people? Well, R/Hr shippers... Ex GT'ers? NO ONE KNOWS! Except there are hints... [info]muddgutts has bowed to their pressure and OMG! Left the fandom (again). And [info]gryffindor_phan claims to KNOW WHO THESE PPL R!

I want NAMES! Sekkrit Identies aren't fun unless you find out who they hell they really are!

ETA: They are Minions of Angua's

Well, the group says it is a joke - but then they lay the smackdown and chase people from fandom (note: I believe anyone who can't take the backstabbing and bar brawls and baby eating does not belong in the HP fandom. Survival of the maddest and most willing to ignore the gore.)

They have made themselves cute little icons. Awwwwww!

Aren't they just the w00biest?

Links provided by a kind mousie.

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=eviloperative
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=operatives_r_us
http://www.livejournal.com/users/msscribe/94531.html?thread=2019139#t2019139
http://www.livejournal.com/users/gryffindor_phan/34662.html?thread=257894#t257894
http://www.livejournal.com/users/augusam/33104.html?thread=260944#t260944
http://www.livejournal.com/users/chasezgranger/25526.html


ETA2 [info]connielane wants us not to bother her! OMG! PLZ PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE!!

ETA3 The EvOl Operatives speak! Sort of.
Current Mood: Caffeinated
10:42pm: Pedophiles say the darndest things!
For those of you who weren't aware of its existence, there was a once wonderful site known as F*CKIN Otaku", a place on the internet that served as a sort of refuge and sanctuary from the herd-following mentality, cold elitism and overall sheer stupidity that has infected the anime fandom and which only continues to grow into a giant puss-oozing, festering sore. It was a place where healthy, reality-grounded individuals who just happened to enjoy anime, who didn't worship Japan and everything related to it, could unite to form a community that promoted intelligent discussion and debate concerning all things anime and animated, free of the self-righteous, judgmental overtones and smug, pretentious air that permeates many other similarly-themed communities and forums.

And then...

the pedophiles invaded. )

Favourite moments:

"As for animated. So, thinking CCS is hawt is wrong? So is thinking a 24 yr. old animated character is hawt wrong? No? Okay, what if I told you that 24 yr. old is really only 6 years old, but due to magic she looks 26. That girl that looks like she's 8, no she's really 21. She is just under a curse to never age in appearance. Is it still wrong now?"

"And yes, I happen to find Nevada-tan waaaaaaaaaaaaaay cute"


That’s it, I now declare this positively the most frightening and disturbing wank in the history of ever. Now if you’ll so kindly excuse me, I believe I’m going to go give my brain the bleach treatment.
Current Mood: disturbed
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