Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

7:49pm: Harry Potter is liberal propaganda!
My First Wank *booty slap*

Stormcloud Empath can't understand how you can
Lub Harry and be Conservative!

Up Next: "The Prisoner of Azkaban" vs The Death Penalty!

*Goes back to singing "This Land is Your Land" from JibJab.com*

Mini Wank so far, but it's bound to grow.

ETA:

Stormcloud(like a true politician)has Flip Flopped on the issue!

I feel very much enlightened now, actually. However foolish it may have made me look, I'm glad of the response this thread has received.

That's telling those mean right wingers. *nods fiercely*


Liberals. Do. Not. Like. Big. Government. We just like responsible government.

Take THAT Elephant party! *karate chop*

Potter/Voldemort in 2008!

8:55pm: !!
this is my very first wank post here... I'm so excited!
For anyone involved in the theatre fandom on lj, you'll know that Wicked fans are the wankiest of all of them. I love the show, but hate the fans.
Recently, Kristin Chenoweth, the original Glinda, left the show, after 9(?) months. Her replacement is Jennifer Laura Thompson. Being as she's half a foot taller than Kristin, and a natural redhead to boot (the character is written as a blonde), the fans rally against her. In the wicked_musical community, xluckystar2107x posts an anti-JLT graphic. Some people agree with the sentiment. Others don't. People discuss famous short actresses, wigs, the obc, and other wanky subjects.
Later on, she reposts the graphic in theater_icons, where she hopes people will appreciate it more. They don't really care, they're just sick of seeing it.

And while I'm at it, another Wicked wank! Yet again, this has to do with a replacement for an original cast member. This time, it's Randy Harrison, who took over for Christopher Fitzgerald as Boq for a short time. pottergrl66 posts a review of him, saying that he's "too gay" to be believeable as a straight character (in giant orange text). Everyone yells at her for being a giant orange homophobe. She defends herself by saying that she has a gay best friend. No one cares.

That's really about it. I hope I didn't mess anything up.

10:01pm: Lost my cherry in F_W with this one
She's baaacckkk. Yep, Crystal is pretty unhappy about being the butt of other people's comments. See the new rant here. I just loved the "Animosity is for cowards" line at the end too. And is it just me, or has her spelling improved--or maybe her spell check is finally pastede on yay?

EDIT: Shieldkitten (on LJ; an anonymous post here) figured out why Crystal's spelling radically improved in her original LJ post: she plagiarised a lot of it. Apparently she ripped it off from LJ user rancourt's original post here, making minor modifications. Good spotting, shieldkitten! Just more wanktastic goodness from Crystal...she still hasn't quite figured out that plagiarism = wrong. Is NO. BAD.