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7:54pm: Hooray for Icon Wank!
Hooray for Icon Wank, (post locked - copy is here. Thanks adinaj69!)
that HP, almost daily Icon Wank...

The short version:

How dare you use the same publically available picture of Joaquin Phoenix to represent Rodolphus Lestrange in your RPG that we're using in our RPG? HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY BE A COINCIDENCE?!

10:31pm: SW wank: Special Edition
Well folks, you knew it had to happen: with the release of the original Star Wars Trilogy on DVD, fanboys had to have their own wanky release:

My childhood's been raped!

Like the Jar-Jar thing didn't do that back in '99, guys?

Teh funney: My fandom is compared to the Bible, which degenerates into Catholic vs. Protestant wank. WTF?