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11:16am: Just an update on Teh One Wank
Turi's working away and has a question for some of y'all.

Many interesting things afoot actually, in the One Wank to Rule Them All. Go here for what's up now.

Edit:
Yes, Turi is writing a book about it and is also asking for help editing as well. I think that this is the first entry about it. Keep an eye on her journal for updates about where/when it'll be available. :)

Edit the second:
Dude, I was just trying to see if Turi's request to use quotes from the C&D would reach the right people. Wasn't quite expecting the wankplosion. Ah, well. Wank on, dudes!

3:59pm: Fandom Scruples Returns!
Maybe they heard about CrystalWank and tried to get back into the limelight to avoid being forgotten.

And look! Comments are enabled!

Summary
fandom_scruples:
Blah blah blah OMG JKR HOW DARE U!!1!1!!1!one!1! blah blah I FACED MY ENEMY OMG la la la U BNF PPLZ R ALL JOKES la la [insert obligatory Cassie Claire reference here] la la come on guys! Roast with me!!


My reaction? *Snickersnort!*


Yeah, likely not the greatest wank out there, but I thought it was amusing.

- EDIT (10pm CST) -
OMG f_s actually LOOKED at my wank report! I'M FAMOUS!!!

...think I'll we'll get blacklisted??

*hopes!*

- EDIT THE SECOND (10:10pm CST) -
And we have rampant bitch-slapping from ALL SIDES.

Poor fandom_scruples wanted a BNF roast, but I bet they didn't ever think that THEY'D be the BNF getting roasted.

8:22pm: Oh Good Charlotte fiction bringing up the wank.

This is actually old and uh, wanted to report this earlier. But still! This is a nice fun one.

Good Charlotte is a breeding ground for wank, but it's mostly thirteen year old girls whining. Good Charlotte fic though! It's now 16+ girls whining, so the quality jumps...well, one notch. They try honestly to spell, so I guess that's a good sign.

GC fic has a whole community based around the obvious fan favorite of twincest called "kinky_twincest"

Apparently, the new instated co-mods are very uppity about their criticism, more of the fact people reply with "nice story." Instead of real criticism.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/kinky_twincest/875731.html

( Mod ranting ahead! )

She goes into greater detail and more ranting. I think it's a wonderful sign of modesty to rant, point out they do the same thing as what they complain about, but continue on anyway.

This goes on for 100+ comments of varying posts of anons going "boo! I don't have TIME to review your story!" to "established writers" leaving 4 paragraph long comments to basically say "I agree."

The biggest blow up happens here where there is the arguement of this being a hobby or not. Co-mod gets really pissed.

10:04pm: Halwyn has noticed that there's, well, a lot of gay on Elfwood. She wants to know: "If all the Elves and Fairies (well, umm fairies) on Elfwood are gay, where is the next generation of Elves and Fairies going to come from?"

That's right, it's our duty to preserve the elf and fairy races by not making them gay. (Or maybe we can draw them wearing feather boas and fishnets and dropping spores. Would Halwyn be okay with that?)

Also, if you're worried that Halwyn's anti-gay, she wants you to know that she has a girlfriend named Zoe.

P.S. No, I don't know what's up with the capitalization either.

Edit: Halwyn has made a small change to the first sentence of her post; "homosexual sex" became "sex (both homo and hetro)". Hmm. Since she seems prone to editing, ( here's the post. )

Edit 2: The anonymice are in the pantry and it seems they're not happy! Oh dear.